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Granted, but the ability takes 90% of your energy as one of its requirements, causing you to directly fall asleep whenever the healing is taking place.

I wish the release date for Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord would be announced to the public.
Post edited November 01, 2015 by Abovet
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Abovet: Granted, but the ability takes 90% of your energy as one of its requirements, causing you to directly fall asleep whenever the healing is taking place.

I wish the release date for Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord would be announced to the public.
Granted, but it's in 2024.

I wish that Halloween candy went on sale the day before.
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agentcarr16: I wish that Halloween candy went on sale the day before.
Easy-peasy. Halloween candy went on sale the day before... Christmas.

I wish I had a higher tolerance for alcohol.
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I had a higher tolerance for alcohol.
Granted, but you now dislike the taste of alcohol.

I wish I had the 8F item from Pokemon Red/Blue in real life. (For those unaware, this glitch item is one of the known methods of tricking those games into executing arbitrary code. Also, it is not a hex code (one of the other items, for example, is called B2F).)
Whoa, there, i didn't know *this* glitch! Damn you for making me relaunch my emulators! They were happily resting in peace! Wish granted, but as a side effect, you become a Missingno and stay glitched and pixeled for life!

I wish a Pokemon version (or pair) which would allow you to catch them all without previous versions trading or wifi events, would come.
Post edited November 01, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Whoa, there, i didn't know *this* glitch! Damn you for making me relaunch my emulators! They were happily resting in peace! Wish granted, but as a side effect, you become a Missingno and stay glitched and pixeled for life!

I wish a Pokemon version (or pair) which would allow you to catch them all without previous versions trading or wifi events, would come.
Granted, but such version is a ROM hack rather than an official title. (Such ROM hacks do, indeed, exist.)

I wish I could walk through walls.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Whoa, there, i didn't know *this* glitch! Damn you for making me relaunch my emulators! They were happily resting in peace! Wish granted, but as a side effect, you become a Missingno and stay glitched and pixeled for life!

I wish a Pokemon version (or pair) which would allow you to catch them all without previous versions trading or wifi events, would come.
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dtgreene: Granted, but such version is a ROM hack rather than an official title. (Such ROM hacks do, indeed, exist.)

I wish I could walk through walls.
Granted. Now it's walking through air that you have difficulty with. Have fun in the walls!

I wish for a personal teleporter.
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agentcarr16: Granted. Now it's walking through air that you have difficulty with. Have fun in the walls!

I wish for a personal teleporter.
Granted, but it malfunctions and teleports you into the core of the sun.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
Wish granted, but coffee is cold, not hot.

I wish bad things to happen to bad people and good things to happen to good people.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but coffee is cold, not hot.

I wish bad things to happen to bad people and good things to happen to good people.
Granted, but it turns out that everyone is bad, so now nothing good ever happens.

I wish the moon was made of green cheese.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but coffee is cold, not hot.

I wish bad things to happen to bad people and good things to happen to good people.
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agentcarr16: Granted, but it turns out that everyone is bad, so now nothing good ever happens.

I wish the moon was made of green cheese.
Granted, but I have now eaten it.

i wish Earth were made of blue cheese.

(Side note: I believe that "were", not "was", is the correct term grammatically. Yes, English is complicated.)
Granted, but now KiNgBrAdLeY7 has eaten it.

I wish for a million of salmons, a million of sardines, a million of tunas, all located in my giant fridge, before today ended.
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Abovet: Granted, but now KiNgBrAdLeY7 has eaten it.

I wish for a million of salmons, a million of sardines, a million of tunas, all located in my giant fridge, before today ended.
Granted but the fridge explodes under the extreme pressure of millions of fish suddenly being materialized in it. They fill the entire interior of your home, pushing you out like in a Saturday morning cartoon. You will need to race against the clock to clean up the mess before things start to rot.

I wish for 101 Mastiffs!
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Saberwolf_Prime: I wish for 101 Mastiffs!
Granted. You are now a taxidermist with a very odd specialty.

I wish climate change was reversible.
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Saberwolf_Prime: I wish for 101 Mastiffs!
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. You are now a taxidermist with a very odd specialty.

I wish climate change was reversible.
Granted, climate change is reversible but the on/off switch is located in the Earth's core

I wish the alphabet was rearranged so "U" and "I" really are together