Granted, but the only flavor of soup available is Limburger cheese with chitlins.

I wish I had my own private island.

AH-HAH-HAH! You triggered my trap card!

I love miso soup. :)

Limburger Cheese with Chitlins soup?...

Yeah, I'd eat it.

Your own private island? Congratulations, you now own Rockall Islet.

I wish you would not grant this wish.

Not granted, along with every other wish for the rest of your life.

I wish I had every GOG game on my shelf.

Granted, but because GOG games are digital downloads not physical products, they divide by zero out of existence immediately, taking out your shelf and wall as collateral damage.

I wish I knew another language.

Granted; you are now the owner on record of every last worked golden object and every gold-bearing mine in the world. You are now under investigation for the largest act of records-tampering in the history of the human race, by every applicable agency ever. Also, you don't actually have physical possession of any of your gold.

I really wish I had a cuppa tea.

(This wish seems to have fallen through the cracks, so I am taking it.)

Granted, but it turns out that nobody deserves that major malediction; therefore, your prayer does nothing.

(No new wish in this post: corrupt the previous poster's wish instead.)

You become the previous poster hence your wish is now corrupted by this post.

I wish for a lot more free time

Granted, but as a result of all that free time, you will become bored, apathetic and eventually... depressed.

I wish I had money for nutritious food at the end of the month, and I´m not picky about what I eat.

Granted, but because you're not picky about what you eat, you prioritize cheapness over nutritional value and buy nothing but Cosco-sized packs of ramen noodles.

I still wish I had that cuppa tea!

Wish granted, but that tea is oolong.

I wish for pigdog and Snowkatt to frequent the forums again!!!

Wish granted, but they are now the only people who ever log on. Everyone else leaves.

I wish that The Hobbit movie had never happened.

Granted but the Star Wars holiday Special was made into a Movie series.

I wish For a real live pokemon

Granted, you now have a Rotom. Unfortunately, that Rotom has possessed some of your appliances and made them malfunction.

I wish for a real live Missingno.

(For anyone not familiar with Pokemon, Missingno is a glitch pokemon that was never meant to appear. I suggest looking it up before taking this wish and corrupting it.)

Granted, but this happens to you:
https://youtu.be/MrYFowK_vik


I wish to have the healing ability of Wolverine (from X-men).