Abovet: Granted, but since I had trouble identifying which Scorpion did you mean (the animal or the fictional character), I decided to spawn the Scorpion from Mortal Combat, causing you to get fatalised by him.
I wish I had millions of salmons in my millions of fridges.
dtgreene: Granted, but after you make the wish, you suddenly have a need for millions of sardines.
I wish for a DRM-free PC release of Disgaea 5.
Granted, but it is not Legit
KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. You never again forget to make a wish, but you always express it before the time it is to be uttered.
I wish the Ladder-only Runewords for Diablo 2 LOD to start working for single-player games, too, from an official game update!
I would suggest using the vanilla frosting mod
https://github.com/fearedbliss/Diablo-II--Vanilla-Frosting http://us.battle.net/en/forum/topic/13085929116 Not only you can have ladder runes work on SP, it removes most monster immunity so even if you are not a necromancer with no teammates, you will not suffer in hell. It is tailored for Single Player
Edit: Argged ninja'ed
ShadowDragon8685: I wish for a D&D video game with the ToEE's better-than-the-rulebook implementation of the actual 3.5 tabletop rules, NWN's easy-to-use module building system, and Steamworks multiplayer support integration.
Granted, but it is so confusing that it is no fun, and the devs come under fire for enabling paid mods and have to scraped steamworks integration eventually.
I wish publisher will stop strong arming single player games to have a online multi player component that players have to use to unlock some content.