Okay, but the world you revived was Pluto. Seriously, check out that blue sky.

I wish I had my lactose pills with me when I had dinner last night.

Forget those pills, son. You get a jar of fresh bee pollen, which contains calcium as rich as milk, plus all those vitamins, nutrients etc and is super tasty... Plus it is great as dessert.

I wish i could get my hands on a priceless, ancient, antique, but at the same time, legendary artifact.

You got your hands on priceless, ancient, antique, legendary mummified Tutankhamun's testicles. Satisfaction not guaranteed.

I wish I would finally remember not to charge on a freshly cooked soup, stew and similar meals, because I always burn my tongue.

Wish granted, instead the soups now charge you.

I wish for more DRM filled games.

Granted, you now get more games that use Linux's Direct Rendering Manager (DRM).

I wish Castlevania would be released on this site.

Wish granted. Igavania, or Bloodstained, the new game that castlevania's creator kickastarted SUCCESSFULLY a while ago, is going to come at gog! Isn't that simply wonderful?

I wish i could time travel to that game's release date and grab it.

Granted, but after going back you realize that the game requires a service pack for your OS which wasn't released yet.

I wish for Masked Man's costume from Mother 3.

Granted, but in order to enforce the age requirement, the site needs to impose measures that make it extremely annoying and difficult for those old enough to buy it, so they get rid of the age requirement entirely.

I wish for the person in charge of granting the wish to end up in a relationship with someone with the same first name.

I wish for that too! I would die to reconcile with her. I am scarred by her alright, but still, i would want her back. And no, i am not gay and she is not trans! Some names are the same for male and female persons, thankfully and we had the very same name, with slight alteration. We even have the same holiday thanks to that name...

I wish to get her back! I really do! I would even stop my crazy, heinous, villainous asspull, crazy stunt misadventures!

Granted. You get her back, but when your name day comes around, she announces that she has decided to transition from female to male and that she now prefers male pronouns. (In other words, this person is now a he, not a she.)

I wish for a turn-based non-tactical RPG would be made in which stats go as high as in a typical Disgaea game.

Granted, but the game is no fun because your stats go high easily and 1 hit ko everything, even boss, making you wonder, why the need for combat at all.

I wish everyone willpower is stronger than their world desires so they can make better decisions.
Strong like the monks who fulfill their vows of purity and never had sex.

Granted. Through sheer force of will, nobody ever has sex ever again. Humans go extinct. Mother nature thanks you.

I wish healthy meals were less expensive than the greasy, salty meals at fast food restaurants.

Granted. Soylent Green is now available in all restaurants for cheap.

I wish for a pretty desk ornament.

Done. You get a limited edition plastic fried jellyfish thing with teeth

I wish for an alpha white screen...