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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted August 22, 2015
Wish granted, but it can only play steam games after one day of use.

I wish the crisis to drive out of my country the scum and vermin who destroyed and keep pursuing me, so i can rebuild life at long last, instead of having to gut and skin them alive, years later, should they drive me at a dead end.
Posted August 22, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but it can only play steam games after one day of use.

I wish the crisis to drive out of my country the scum and vermin who destroyed and keep pursuing me, so i can rebuild life at long last, instead of having to gut and skin them alive, years later, should they drive me at a dead end.
Granted, but the crisis also drives you out of the country.

I wish people on Internet message boards (like this one, for example) would stop being so hostile toward feminists, women, and LGBT people.
Posted August 22, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but it can only play steam games after one day of use.

I wish the crisis to drive out of my country the scum and vermin who destroyed and keep pursuing me, so i can rebuild life at long last, instead of having to gut and skin them alive, years later, should they drive me at a dead end.
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dtgreene: Granted, but the crisis also drives you out of the country.

I wish people on Internet message boards (like this one, for example) would stop being so hostile toward feminists, women, and LGBT people.
Wish granted! Everyone loves women (sometimes in the most literal sense), everyone tolerates and is immensely entertained by feminists, but LBGT people need to try harder.

I wish people would be able to distinguish between woman, feminist and LGBT member; those are not one and the same.
Posted August 22, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but the crisis also drives you out of the country.

I wish people on Internet message boards (like this one, for example) would stop being so hostile toward feminists, women, and LGBT people.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted! Everyone loves women (sometimes in the most literal sense), everyone tolerates and is immensely entertained by feminists, but LBGT people need to try harder.

I wish people would be able to distinguish between woman, feminist and LGBT member; those are not one and the same.
Wish failed because L, B, G, and T aren't the same, and T is in fact a separate category, making a total of 2 * 2 * 4 * 2 = 32 possible combinations, and that's ignoring non-binary choices.

I wish people would learn to understand that asking about one's birth name or birth sex is rather rude.
Posted August 22, 2015
Wish granted, now instead of asking, they just politely grope adam's apple and genitals area, just to make sure that the person they are dating is of the gender they are really after.

I wish that Command and Conquer series grace GOG store, soon!
Posted August 22, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, now instead of asking, they just politely grope adam's apple and genitals area, just to make sure that the person they are dating is of the gender they are really after.

I wish that Command and Conquer series grace GOG store, soon!
Granted, but the games only work on Linux (no Windows or Mac OS support).

I wish people would understand that genitals do not determine gender.
Posted August 24, 2015
granted. everyone who didn't understand loses their genitalia and dies from kidney failure and bladder assplosions. everyone else now pisses from their nostrils, and reproduce by magic spores. it's magic, i don't have to explain shite.
Posted August 24, 2015
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dick1982: granted. everyone who didn't understand loses their genitalia and dies from kidney failure and bladder assplosions. everyone else now pisses from their nostrils, and reproduce by magic spores. it's magic, i don't have to explain shite.
I wish dick1982 had provided another wish to corrupt when posting in this topic.
Posted August 24, 2015
Granted - but it is still invisible

I wish everyone on Earth would be kind to each other
Posted August 24, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish dick1982 had provided another wish to corrupt when posting in this topic.
Granted. His wish is presented below, but you cannot determine what dick1982 wrote.

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SalarShushan: I wish everyone on Earth would be kind to each other
Granted. All humans except you get killed by animals.

I wish school (university) would start next week.
Post edited August 24, 2015 by silversuriv
Posted August 24, 2015
Wish granted. But all members of opposite gender hit on you, the very moment you step in school's/university's premises.

I wish to keep hacking life successfully, as i usually do.
Posted August 24, 2015
Wish granted. Nothing changes.

I wish the next poster could read my mind, and grant the wish I'm thinking about.
Posted August 24, 2015
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TwoHandedSword: Wish granted. Nothing changes.

I wish the next poster could read my mind, and grant the wish I'm thinking about.
Wish granted. Now everyone can read your mind and you no longer have any privacy.

I wish for the next version of Windows (after Windows 10) to be called Windows 9.
Posted August 24, 2015
Granted, but you have to beta-test it.

I wish to live on Battlestar Galactica.
Posted August 24, 2015
Granted, but you have to ask for permission from Glen A. Larson first. Which...

I wish to have a laptop that can run each and every future game with the highest performance and quality possible.
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