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EDIT: you somehow bankrupted the world with your hoarding and made money useless. WW3 is blamed on you.

i wish friendship was magic.
Post edited August 20, 2015 by dick1982
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. All people, instead of crosses, now wear the 3E pendant/amulet. But they still have only one wife.

I wish dtgreene wouldn't be obsessed with religions, since he/she doesn't believe in any, personally...
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dick1982: granted. but he's now a mentally handicapped zombie, worshipped by mormons.

i wish friendship was magic.
Unfortunately, the witch still has another wish to grant first; namely my wish for Moser's number of dollars.

Edit: Now that that wish is granted, the witch now has made friendship into magic. Unfortunately, that magic is black magic, making friendship a very dangerous thing to have.

I have decided to be even greedier; I wish I had Graham's Number of dollars. Note that Graham''s Number is much bigger than Moser's Number. See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number
Post edited August 20, 2015 by dtgreene
Granted but now all the banks, governments and corporations are after you because you have their money!

I wish the weather would stay temperate
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SalarShushan: Granted but now all the banks, governments and corporations are after you because you have their money!

I wish the weather would stay temperate
Granted, but by temperate, the witch thinks you mean "like in a temperate climate" and the weather has now become unpredictable, with snow one day and broiling heat the next.

By the way, your corruption of my wish has one fatal flaw: the amount of money I wished for is far greater than the total amount of money in circulation, so simply taking the money from other sources isn't enough to grant the wish.

I wish people would stop calling action games (like Ys, for example) "RPGs".
Granted. They now call them Point & Clicks.

I wish I had more monies for to with buy more games :D
Granted. But now games are all twice as expensive.

I wish that GOG would become more popular than Steam.
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thejimz: Granted. But now games are all twice as expensive.

I wish that GOG would become more popular than Steam.
Granted, but in order to gain the popularity, GOG had to add DRM to its games.

I wish there were a turn-based roguelike that had a large number of options for controlling the dungeon generation (think Dungeon Hack, but turn based).
Granted, but it was a PSX game released in 1996 exclusively in Japan.

I wish that world hunger was ended.
Wish granted, but now that hunger is gone and stomachs are full, lust rages in its place...

I wish the trick i did to cheat the bank and bypass the capital controls to deal with GoG again, won't draw legal or otherwise attention on me!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but now that hunger is gone and stomachs are full, lust rages in its place...

I wish the trick i did to cheat the bank and bypass the capital controls to deal with GoG again, won't draw legal or otherwise attention on me!
granted, and as a sick joke you're now also a german banker.

i wish .... for an ice cream sandwich, the only one in the galaxy.
Granted, you get one Android phone running ICS.

I wish to learn every language in the world.
Wish granted. But others don't understand what you say to them; you can only understand what they say to you.

I wish i was selected for the volunteers trip to Mars.
Granted, but the trip is cancelled shortly before launch due to funding cutbacks and internal theft.

I wish for a enjoyable career in Geriatrics.
Post edited August 22, 2015 by belinol-proser
Granted, but you would need to sleep with my brother (who was selected) in one bed.

I wish Samsung will upgrade my Galaxy S4 to Android 6.0.
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JamesBond007: Granted, but you would need to sleep with my brother (who was selected) in one bed.

I wish Samsung will upgrade my Galaxy S4 to Android 6.0.
Granted, but the upgrade bricks the phone.

I wish for a handheld device that can comfortably run games from gog.com. (Ever heard of that site?)