You know what's scary? I bought the Unreal pack today on Gog.

Don't be scared. My mouth, talk of the devil and all that... There is worse, though. Two days ago, in the "choose one out of two" minigame and forum thread, i asked: "Greece to go down in flames, or Greece to be ruled by corrupt traitors again"? And today half the southern country is burning from large scale arsonism...

Granted but as you had no wish or did not wish a wish it no wish came true

I wish I had a white choc cookie

Granted. You'll have your choc cookie, BUT IT'S BLACK!
I wish I had a bigger flat

Since this wish wasn't granted earlier, I will do it now.

Granted, but the withdrawl comes in Zimbabwe dollars. (In case you aren't aware, Zimbabwe suffered extreme hyperinflation to the point where you could have billions of dollars and still be poor.)
Granted, but it also comes with a sharp, which is rather unpleasant to walk on.

I wish entry-level musical instruments (oboes and bassoons in particular) were not as expensive.

Granted. Now music lessons and other instruments are trippled in expense.

Oops! You failed to provide a wish to corrupt; therefore, the beggers have no horses to ride.

(The misspelling of "beggers" there was intentional; I am referencing Might and Magic 5)

I wish that police would stop arresting innocent trans women of color and sending them to jail.

(This wish was prompted by the following story:
http://www.advocate.com/transgender/2015/07/17/black-woman-who-claims-iowa-police-arrested-her-being-trans-now-placed-isolat
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/columnists/rekha-basu/2015/07/16/arrested-transgender-sex-inmate-tests-jailers/30269945/
But there is also this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CeCe_McDonald)

Granted. Now they arrest straights. I wish there was an easier way to purge water in Minecraft.

Granted, but Minecraft now becomes "build on water" style.

I wish for a large scale destruction, the kind of which conspiracy theories foresee.

Granted, but only cisgender straight men are affected. Everyone else manages to survive.

I wish that all the problems plaguing Greece would burn up, leaving the beautiful country unscathed and healthy.

(By the way, Ghostbreed, are you sure you mean "straights" rather than "cisgender people"?)

I meant heterosexuals, like men loving women and women loving men.

Wish granted, fire ends but after purifying and thus killing everyone. Only i survive through with Agni's protection and because i am purified already.

I wish for innocent people to stop being hit by disasters and instead, only the traitors, the parasites, the shithearted and shitsouled people who plague and ruin this land to taste all calamities instead (and i am not one of them).

Wish granted. But now all the good guys lives in fear of doing something even slightly wrong.
I wish I had a good game installed to play.

Wish granted. You are now playing Wizardry 4 and enjoying it. (On a serious note, I actually consider Wizardry 4 to be (mostly) well designed; it's just designed with an experienced player in mind.)

I wish there were a bug free remaster of Action 52.

I should point out that heterosexual trans women of color do indeed exist. (They, of course, love men since they are women.) That leads to an inconsistency when it comes to your corruption of my wish.