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Posted April 10, 2015
Everything you hear is understood momentarily and everything you speak is translated to each listener's respective language. But you have to become an apostle like figure and believe in Jesus, man.

I wish Kasuga to bring misfortune to my foes and trap them inside their own, insidious machinations.
Post edited April 10, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted April 10, 2015
Granted!
You ridiculed and defeated your foes and earned the favour of the chibi gods - the favour includes you to permanently having a chibi head.

I wish to see again that smile, feel again that soft face and hold again the love of my life.
On second thought, you can't corrupt this wish as it will never ever happen... again.

Well... shit.

Maybe I should start with something doable... like wishing for a nice sandwich.
Posted April 10, 2015
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Vosla: Granted!
You ridiculed and defeated your foes and earned the favour of the chibi gods - the favour includes you to permanently having a chibi head.

I wish to see again that smile, feel again that soft face and hold again the love of my life.
On second thought, you can't corrupt this wish as it will never ever happen... again.

Well... shit.

Maybe I should start with something doable... like wishing for a nice sandwich.
Granted, the ham feels like the soft face and the bread is behold, the new love of your life. You can't eat it.

I wish for economic sanctions against a certain bratty tiny nation.
Posted April 10, 2015
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Darvond: Granted, the ham feels like the soft face and the bread is behold, the new love of your life. You can't eat it.

I wish for economic sanctions against a certain bratty tiny nation.
Granted, but the subsequent turmoil starts World War III and the place you are living in gets bombed, resulting in a nuclear wasteland.

I wish Sega is bought by Amazon and they release a revolutionary new game console, bundled with Shenmue 3 at launch.
Post edited April 10, 2015 by Shendue
Posted April 11, 2015
Granted. but then they only release it in Micronesia for a test run, which does badly.

I wish cats were less picky about their canned food
Post edited April 11, 2015 by SalarShushan
Posted April 11, 2015
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SalarShushan: Granted. but then they only release it in Micronesia for a test run, which does badly.

I wish cats were less picky about their canned food
Granted, now cats are not picky about canned food, they totally reject can food and vomit them out when fed such food.

I wish for a laptop that can run Witcher 3 to its maximum potential.
Posted April 11, 2015
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Gnostic: Granted, now cats are not picky about canned food, they totally reject can food and vomit them out when fed such food.

I wish for a laptop that can run Witcher 3 to its maximum potential.
Granted. The fan is so fast and powerful that it can act as a drone in the off hours.

I wish for the Entertainment Software Association to collapse.
Posted April 12, 2015
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Gnostic: Granted, now cats are not picky about canned food, they totally reject can food and vomit them out when fed such food.

I wish for a laptop that can run Witcher 3 to its maximum potential.
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Darvond: Granted. The fan is so fast and powerful that it can act as a drone in the off hours.

I wish for the Entertainment Software Association to collapse.
Granted! They are replaced by a committee make up of lawyers and EA managers as well as chair the committee on DMCA enforcement on behalf of the RIAA and the MPAA

I wish there were no psychopaths in real life or on the Internet.
Posted April 12, 2015
Granted. ALL psychopaths in existence get wiped out or changed into "normal" peeps, but you suddenly become the ONE and ONLY!

I wish ALL gamers would turn into PIRATES, or at least pirate testers before buying their games, instead of downvoting me all the time whenever i talk about piracy!
Posted April 12, 2015
granted, all gamers turn into pirates...which results in companies slapping ever more DRM onto their games to prevent said piracy.

I want an imaginary alien (preferably Quarian) girlfriend
Posted April 12, 2015
Granted. But from imaginary she becomes physical and even humps you while you sleep at night.

I wish to get that damn weapon license at last, it's dragging too long!
Posted April 12, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Granted. But from imaginary she becomes physical and even humps you while you sleep at night.

I wish to get that damn weapon license at last, it's dragging too long!
Granted! The licence only allows you to use busts of Martin Van Buren as a weapon. No exceptions.

I wish for kindred robot overlords.
Posted April 12, 2015
^Granted, but it turns out, the "robots" are just humans wearing silly robot dresses.

I wish that I'd sound like Keith Szarabajka.
Posted April 12, 2015
Granted, but you certainly don't look like him.

I wish to get a russian wife.
Posted April 13, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Granted, but you certainly don't look like him.

I wish to get a russian wife.
Granted. However, she DOES. NOT. STOP. spamming one-liners from STALKER, at day, at night,...

I would very much like GOG to start a new world order
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