Granted, but they are odd nevertheless, which is why a blue police box has materialized in your neighborhood

I wish for some healthy, delicious pizza right now. (I can make some great pizza in a few days. I am just impatient ;)

Granted! Enjoy your meatless vegan pizza made of tofu!

I wish for a...fully functional companion robot.

Granted! The pizza is gluten free and topped with white mushroom and the finest mozzarella It just cost you a weeks pay.

I wish people were not so cunty.

Granted! You did it... with Darvond, having become the fully functional robot he wished for. Now you're both happy.

I wish I had the patience to finish writing my novel.

Granted! There are several patients for you to see. Oh wait, you're a novelist, not a doctor.

I wish I had the ability to not wish!

Granted, but you wasted a good wish.

I wish my lungs to be cleared from the Toner i was made to inhale, even at the cost and expense of other good wishes.

Granted! See a physician and make sure there is nothing wrong with your circulatory or limbic system.

I wish I had the inability to not wish.

Oh man, sorry to hear that. Having sudden-onset total paralysis like that must suck big time.

I wish the Weather Channel went back to just reporting the weather.

Granted, but the weather report only reports the weather in Sicily on May 10th, 1976 and is broadcast in a constant loop.

I wish the game Beyond Good and Evil for PC officially had joypad support :(

Granted. The devs add gamepad support, however it only works with one brand. Much to your dismay, you realize that your gamepad isn't the supported brand.

I wish GOG would either fix the broken game links in the unbundled games or reverse them to their original bundled state.

Granted, but links are still bugged.

I wish i could eat some roast crocodile meat.

Granted, but the roast crocodile meat is made of tofu. Darn, I wonder how many times I told the Magical Wish Granter Dude to stop buying meat at vegan stores. :P

I wish I were better at cRPG's.

Granted. You're only good at Avernum, Exile, and anything else Spiderweb Software.

I wish for Starfox 2 to actually be released, but not on Nintendo's behest, but for Dylan Cuthbert.

Granted, released C64 exclusive

Edit: I wish for a real PS:T 2