Granted. Instead of corrupting it, i "steal" it for my own!

I wish i could go back in time, to act, and save a poor young adult who ultimately got murdered in my country. Fella crossed my path while returning from workplace, few days before February, before vanishing. From his gaze i felt he was in ugly situation, but i did not even talk to him, feared and silenced by my own sixth sense.

Granted, you are given the chance to go back in time and save them, under the condition to use the time machine again afterwards, and you use it. Oh look, the time machine malfunctions and you're both transferred into the Neanderthals era where he gets his skull crushed with a stone almost immediately.


Wish the person who corrupts my wish does it in a witty way.

He does. Unfortunately, now it's a wish that this thread should be deleted. Now see what you've done!

I wish I had the perfect smartphone.

Granted, but it was a perfected older version, considered obsolete

I wish I could live wherever I wanted, with all needs and wants provided

Granted,it's called the bottom of the ocean.So start swimming....

I wish for two wishes,Buckley's and none...

Granted, you get three wishes, but with the obligation for all of them to be fulfilled simultaneously.

I wish for the monkey island series, FEAR 3 and Batman Arkham games, to come here next!

They're Thursday's releases, but come with a small footnote - they're region-free for everyone but you. Wish granted!


I wish the weather tomorrow will be better than what the forecast says.

Granted. 90 degrees with 102% humidity, blazing sunlight.

I wish all old games could be saved.

Granted. But the media in which they are being stored, falls into the greedy hands of a grand corporation, like EA (but thankfully, not it). Want to play them? Only in endless tiny little parts, charged up for extravagant sums of money!

I wish to find a good mannered girl with a big, genuine heart, to become my wife and get married.

Granted! But she farts uncontrollably and has the face of Medusa!

I wish Someone could cure my Dysthymia.

Someone could. Unfortunately that someone has already decided that they could make more money as a professional athlete.

I wish I were a professional athlete.

You become one, but they force you to take dope, in order to remain first meat.

I wish i could become Michael Becket during the ending sequences of FEAR 2... mmmmm...

Granted, but now you're stuck as Michael Becket and can never return to your life.

I wish I could create mental projections that I control with my thoughts, that exist only as long as I want them to exist, and that are capable of interaction with the world and myself, incapable of being injured or injuring me in any way.

Granted. You go for a trip to Asia, locate a hermit preserving the long lost Trong-Jug Yoga technique, and you become able to initiate out of body experiences, astral projection and all this psychic stuff. The downside is you have to transfer your consciousness into someone else's body, right before dying yourself.

I wish to be able to buy weapons in real life, soon.