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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted March 10, 2015
Granted. But someone takes your photo too...

I wish for my wish to be fulfilled tomorrow.
Posted March 10, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for my wish to be fulfilled tomorrow.
It will be.

However, you are now stuck in an infinite time-loop and have to relive today forever.

I wish I had a Time Lord's regeneration cycle.
Posted March 13, 2015
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GamePlayerZero: It will be.

However, you are now stuck in an infinite time-loop and have to relive today forever.

I wish I had a Time Lord's regeneration cycle.
Granted. You can even invoke it by choice, but every regeneration causes a combination of tics - eyeblinking, lip smacking, shoulder shrugging, neck jerking, and foot stomping. Isn't regeneration grand?


Wish everyone could live the way it makes them happy if it doesn't hurt anyone else.
Posted March 13, 2015
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HypersomniacLive: Granted. You can even invoke it by choice, but every regeneration causes a combination of tics - eyeblinking, lip smacking, shoulder shrugging, neck jerking, and foot stomping. Isn't regeneration grand?


Wish everyone could live the way it makes them happy if it doesn't hurt anyone else.
Granted. Everyone now lives in isolated pockets of spacetime and their mates are selected by a computer. But at least California isn't screwed anymore!

I wish for the rich imbeciles in California to keel over suddenly.
Posted March 13, 2015
Wish granted. But they recover immediately.

I wish to manage to date an Asian girl from my city's Chinatown district. Damn, this is my most elusive wish ever!
Post edited March 13, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted March 13, 2015
Granted,but she weighs 20 stones.....

I wish for zilch.....
Posted March 13, 2015
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gunsynd: Granted,but she weighs 20 stones.....

I wish for zilch.....
Granted... oops, someone misheard that and now you got enough bleach to last you for life.


Wish the person who corrupts my wish does it in a hilarious way.
Posted March 13, 2015
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gunsynd: Granted,but she weighs 20 stones.....

I wish for zilch.....
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HypersomniacLive: Granted... oops, someone misheard that and now you got enough bleach to last you for life.

Wish the person who corrupts my wish does it in a hilarious way.
Granted,everyone is laughing at your one-eyed perception on life....

I wish for nada....
Posted March 15, 2015
You wish for nothing, and you get EVERYTHING! Pawned!

I wish my reuploaded torrents to be left alone from copyright Krakens!
Post edited March 15, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted March 15, 2015
Granted, but it´s just for one minute.

I wish i have a zombie army at my orders.
Posted March 15, 2015
Granted, you actually got lame finnish people to actually get you in army (there is a law) you wish you had gameboy having batteries, which is wrong size!

Edit: now that I look at it I should have been saying about zombie army? I didn't see zombies but it is almost the same
Post edited March 15, 2015 by Antimateria
Posted March 15, 2015
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Antimateria: Granted, you actually got lame finnish people to actually get you in army (there is a law) you wish you had gameboy having batteries, which is wrong size!

Edit: now that I look at it I should have been saying about zombie army? I didn't see zombies but it is almost the same
Hypothetical non-wish granted. Now all Finns are zombies. (Yes, even Finn the Human from Adventure Time.)

I wish I could visit the land of Ooo.
Posted March 15, 2015
Granted, but after Ooo, you find out it becomes Mmm...

I wish for more games to come here on GoG, so i can BUY them, instead of freelooting them! (collector's passion is burning me)
Posted March 15, 2015
Granted... but by the time and at the same time all the games you wanted to come to GOG finally come, Greece will have screwed up so badly as to be kicked out of the eurozone and will have to use drachmas again, which will mean a devalued currency and exorbitant currency conversion fees, which in turn will mean you won't be able to buy anything as it'll be too expensive for your economic situation...

I wish GOG would start asking the opinion of the forumites about planned changes instead of starting them without warning and presenting them as "good news"...
Posted March 15, 2015
Granted, but they will ignore the users' opinions and go along with their own pre-determined roadmap.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.
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