Where is there a downside here? Seriously, there's no downside to this; I already need books to live.


And now, car insurance rates in your neighborhood just went through the roof.

I wish I could hop in and out of stories, just like Thursday Next.

I'd of thought being a worm would be pretty miserable....

Granted,but it's the same book all the time...

I wish I could belt smararse's in the mouth over the internet:-)

Ah, my bad. I don't know if it's the same for you in the land of Oz, but here in the States "bookworm" is far, far more common as a metaphor for a reading addict than for the creature that eats paper. So I've been called one all my life; hence my confusion.


Long as I'm here, I guess I might as well move this along. In punching #SmarArse through the web, congratulations: you somehow managed to break Twitter at the same time. The legions of Anonymous are now looking for you, but for good or ill nobody can say.

I wish I could always tell when people were serious, sarcastic or kidding, and vice versa.

Granted,now there is a mirror picture of everyone's face that you communicate with and
are unreadable as they are all backs of the heads that you see:-)

I wish I could win one small lousey prize in a lottery...

Granted, you were just awarded the 'Deluxe Ant Farm Castle' by Billy Bob's home creations. Unfortunately they ants discovered the built in escape tunnels and are now free-roaming your house.



I wish I could have friends over sometime without my cat attacking them all the time.

Granted. But now you worry about where your cat is disappearing to whenever a friend comes over, and there is this odd smell...

I wish I had a new car

Granted! You have been given the dubious honor of testing out a Google Self Driving car when they haven't been winter tested. Have fun! :D

But seriously, I wish I had the honor of testing a Google Self Driving Car.

Just as you buckle up, Google's servers are taken over by a DDOS attack from Skynet. Prepare to be Terminated.

I wish the snow would go away already.

[whisper]
Dude.
Hey.
Psssst.
You forgot your wish, man.
[/whisper]

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish. >.>

Granted. You remembered to make a wish, which I promptly corrupted.

I wish I could turn trash into gold, but I have total control of when it's done (not like king midas).

Granted,but the gold is only fool's gold...

I still wish for a prize in the lottery...

Granted. You won $12

I wish I had my own safe tropical vacation home in a hidden pocket universe where no troubles from this world could ever follow me and mine

Your wish backfires as your hidden pocket universe experiences the Big Rip a little bit too early.

I wish you all a good weekend. Mine is ruined anyway. Good luck trying to corrupt that.