Granted, I hope you enjoy paying a monopoly for breathable air, drinking water and food.

Edit: forgot my wish I again.

I wish I never forgot to wish.

Granted. You never forget to wish. But now no one grants your wishes.

I wish I could heal people of any health problem, deformity, etc (including myself) without transferring any disease to anyone else (unless I chose to).

You master Shah power combined with reiki techniques and breath control. You heal or harm as per desire, but you cannot heal terminal diseases.

I wish to avoid all misfortune others wish me to go through...

Granted,you have one hour's freedom and then it's on again....

I don't wish for anything....

Granted. Your wish does nothing else for you either.

I wish I could vacation in the Caribbean until the cold weather eases up!

Done! Of course, you probably should've showered first; the bloodhounds have no problem following your trail.

I wish I had the time to read every book I wanted.

Granted,you are a bookworm.You now need books just to live...

I wish to win a prize in the lottery,just once.....

You win. But as everyone who wins in a lucky game is fated to, misfortune befalls you shortly thereafter.

I wish to reach the power of a grandmaster in the art i am training.

Granted,you don't remember all the years passing by and wonder what actually happened...

I have no wishes left and want just one more...

Granted, you stole my wish about the destruction of Secur-Rom, and how the side effect is that the abandoned satellites in orbit start to rain down.

Now I wish I had a wish.

Granted,you can have my wish it was a dud anyway.Only one satelite in orbit and it burns up
on the way down..

I still looking for a genuine wish....

Granted. I genuinely wish for many good events/needs filled/other happiness, and one of those wishes is now yours. But now you share in the misfortune that prompted that wish

I wish that I had a warm rug for the hallway

Granted, but it is a shag rug that collects hair, crumbs and is now home to a very crunchy family of arachnids.

I wish was employed by the Molson Brewery.

Granted, they've always wanted to try out that new cap polishing position.

I wish micro brewerys sent free samples out door to door on a weekly basis.