Granted... but you will be taking out the irritated husband instead. Have fun!

I wish for dozens of fresh, beautiful roses to be delivered to my door.

Granted! They're so fresh that they're 90% thorn! Enjoy your brambles with one pretty leaf each.

I wish for Starbound on GOG.

Wish Granted, it's been placed in quarantine for the next 6 mos to get all the bugs, spyware and malware out of it first, but your at the top of the list for for downloading.



I wish I didn't have High Cholesterol.

Granted. Now you can focus on addressing your high levels of triglycerides, creatinine, and blood glucose.


I wish homes were self-cleaning like the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Wish granted. Your home is now always clean, although you are not able to enjoy it, since your home considered you part of filth and garbage, thus your new home is a local dump.

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted. You get fired and suddenly have endless free time to do whatever you want for yourself. Until you find another job, that is!

People in my new working environment treat me horribly and put out their worst self against me, even if i am kind, considerate, compassionate and helpful. I wish for them to regret it very much and something really bad happen to them all.

Granted. The company which operates your new working environment decides to downsize... your entire division.

I wish my hands were warm.

Granted. Your hands are now so very warm...until you actually look at them and see they're on fire!
(as a sidenote, my hands are currently cold too-so, despite what I wrote there, I feel you...)

I wish it wasn't so cloudy where I live right now-this grey sky is so depressing...

Granted,now forever sunny and no more rain or clouds....

I wish I was pain free....

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted.

Granted, but your wish doesn't do anything else for you.

I wish I had more new warm clothes

You get more warm clothes, but you must wear those at summer, too!!

I wish for my current relationship to last as long as possible.

Granted, it will last till the end of times; it'll also be a big pain in the butt starting tomorrow morning. Enjoy!


I wish weekends lasted longer.

Granted. The ISO in a sudden coup now dominates all standards. Enjoy one extra day in the week, called 8.


I wish for planetary colonies soon.