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Granted. But then all the villains knew where to find him, poor man.

I wish the weather would warm back up (It was so nice yesterday!)
Granted. But now it's too warm so you'll wish for winter to come back.
I wish I had regenerating health so that I wouldn't age in look.
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Ghostbreed: Granted. But now it's too warm so you'll wish for winter to come back.
I wish I had regenerating health so that I wouldn't age in look.
Granted. But due to a minor snafu, you end up taking on the looks of Commander Keen. Whoops.

I wish I had the neural stunner pistol. And reloads.
Granted. But somehow it backfires and makes you completely retarded.
I wish there were more Keen games
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Ghostbreed: Granted. But somehow it backfires and makes you completely retarded.
I wish there were more Keen games
New Keen game it is, but is Steam exclusive, full of DRM, needs online activation, restricts the number of pcs you can have it installed into only 1 and you cannot play it in offline mode.

I wish for the 3d world war to start.
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Ghostbreed: Granted. But somehow it backfires and makes you completely retarded.
I wish there were more Keen games
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: New Keen game it is, but is Steam exclusive, full of DRM, needs online activation, restricts the number of pcs you can have it installed into only 1 and you cannot play it in offline mode.

I wish for the 3d world war to start.
Sounds like Keen Dreams!
You'll have your war. But already at day one, you'll become an POW and tortured for fun by NK's.

I wish I owned a factory for making cola
Post edited February 09, 2015 by Ghostbreed
You get the largest and best factory for making cola. But you get seriously addicted to the stuff. No less than 1 ltr of cola daily, for you!

I wish for all vodka brands that are not russian to disappear forever.
Granted,all gone.Russian Vodka now is diluted with 70% cola.....

I wish I wasn't a smartarse.....
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: You get the largest and best factory for making cola. But you get seriously addicted to the stuff. No less than 1 ltr of cola daily, for you!

I wish for all vodka brands that are not russian to disappear forever.
I already am addicted...
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gunsynd: Granted,all gone.Russian Vodka now is diluted with 70% cola.....

I wish I wasn't a smartarse.....
Granted, you're now a dumbass. ;)
I wish they would make new Snoopy episodes
Granted,New episodes just made.....Release date 2099....

I wish I wasn't a dumbass.....
Granted. Now you're just an ass!

I wish for something different.
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Ghostbreed: Granted. Now you're just an ass!

I wish for something different.
And now for something completely different! The world is now a giant episode of Monty Python.

I wish for Jim Davis to end Garfield.
Granted,now Garfield has a son called Garfield Jnr..........

I wish for 10 wishes that will come true....
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gunsynd: I wish for 10 wishes that will come true....
...for the person who posts after you. Oh wait, that's me!

I wish, times ten, for a billion dollars after fees and taxes.
Wish granted. But Juggalobama grabs it all. Woop woop!

I wish I was Steve in Minecraft. Those fists bro...