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Granted,you own everything.One small problem is standing in line waiting for someone else to stop using it....

I wish I could rule the world.....
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gunsynd: Granted,you own everything.One small problem is standing in line waiting for someone else to stop using it....

I wish I could rule the world.....
Granted. But Exodus has begun and people have taken to the stars. Be sure to turn the lights off when you're done playing with earth.

I wish for a faster internet connection. 30 MBs up/down min.
Granted you can actually have 50meg,but you also have to use a generator handle spinner to get that speed....

I wish I could turn invisible anytime I wanted......
Granted, but you can't turn visible again.

I wish I had a hard drive with unlimited space, I'm running out! help!
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coryrj1995: Granted, but you can't turn visible again.

I wish I had a hard drive with unlimited space, I'm running out! help!
The latest and greatest of all HDDs became yours for an absurdly high price. Too bad it went kaput on the first day and doesn't come with any guarantee, so you're back at needing more storage.


I wish all illnesses were a thing of the past.
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HypersomniacLive: The latest and greatest of all HDDs became yours for an absurdly high price. Too bad it went kaput on the first day and doesn't come with any guarantee, so you're back at needing more storage.


I wish all illnesses were a thing of the past.
Granted. But poor child rearing isn't. So the idiots manage to get sick somehow.

I wish GOG was the world's most active, spambot free forum.
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Darvond: I wish GOG was the world's most active, spambot free forum.
Done. One unfortunate side effect, however, is that with so many servers dedicated to forum activity nobody can download any games anymore.

I wish ice wasn't slippery.
Granted. But then all the ice melted.
I wish I was rich and fat.
Granted, bu now you have to contend with Garfield as a next door neighbor.


I wish I had the body of a 20yr old athlete.
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FineEdge60: Granted, bu now you have to contend with Garfield as a next door neighbor.

I wish I had the body of a 20yr old athlete.
Granted! But you also get an athlete's foot! Mwa ha ha!

I wish to master the nine sword cuts in a short time. And without breaking more than 2-3 ***boken***.
Post edited February 09, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Wish Granted, not a broken bone in sight, but now missing several apendages.

Wish I had been there to watch the fun.
Wish granted. But a flock of eyeless immortals came and ate you up
Wish DOSBox had a turbo button function
Post edited February 09, 2015 by Ghostbreed
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FineEdge60: Wish Granted, not a broken *bone* in sight, but now missing several apendages.

Wish I had been there to watch the fun.
Heyyy, not *bones*... *Boken*... Wooden sword. In training, i have already broken one.

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Ghostbreed: Wish granted. But a flock of eyeless immortals came and ate you up
Wish DOSBox had a turbo button function
Granted, but most of the times, it forces DosBox to crash.

I wish to reach enlightenment.
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Ghostbreed: Wish granted. But a flock of eyeless immortals came and ate you up
Wish DOSBox had a turbo button function
(Actually, it does, already. ALT+F12.)

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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish to reach enlightenment.
Alright, you are enlightened of every command line prompt ever.

I wish I had the manual to life.
(Cool, never knew that)

Granted. But the manual went out of print after the fiasco known as evolution.
I wish Spiderman was Tobey Maguire in real life
Post edited February 09, 2015 by Ghostbreed