Wish granted, your doctors have removed your stomach and intestines, replacing them with a direct anal down-spout.


I wish rain wasn't wet.

Granted. They put everything into big 900 terrabyte installation files for download and sell them for 1 million each.


I wish I'd regenerate twice as fast while sleeping.

Granted. As an added bonus, you now also degenerate twice as fast when awake.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza tree.

Granted, you regenerate twice as fast AS WOLVERINE, cool enough, huh? But you keep covering yourself with bed sheets at night, even when you're seriously injured, getting the bed sheets encrusted into your body.

Granted, but you find yourself not knowing whose suggestions to isten to regarding it: a talking snake's or God's.

I wish they would stop with all those stupifying reality shows a la Big Brother on TV one of these days.

Granted! There won't be anymore BB TV Shows on TV but the problem is there will be more News broadcasts taking their place. Can you handle it?

I wish to be able to travel in Andromeda galaxy and see our Milky Way galaxy as a tiny mark in the sky!

Granted. But now you're lost with Sandra Bullock in space.

I wish Kitty0706 wasn't dead.

Granted. You break into the Munich Library, steal CLM849 and perform the rituals within. You resurrect this person in a reanimated state, but it cannot walk in daylight...

I wish to outlive this summer.

Granted. But your skill in swordsmanship lessens during the other months.

Unspoken wish granted, unfortunately, since you didn't verbalize it you tongue has now turned to stone.



I wish the human body wasn't so fragile.

Granted, but an epidemy in attempted suicides leaves your city full of Looney Tunes holes with the shape of people all over the pavement, and you keep falling on them.

I wish I could post here before someone comes up with an answer to the same wish I'm trying to corrupt.

Granted. But now you are grafted to the internet, and stuck in this thread 24/7

I wish the weather would stay as nice as it was today

Granted. The weather is now always as nice as it was today because today repeats in an infinite loop forever and ever (like the movie groundhog day).

I wish I could hallucinate the reality of my choice, but not get trapped in it (so I always remember to eat and go to the bathroom, for example).

Granted, but in order to actually be able to hallucinate all day, you live in a padded room. But as a plus, you get it all to your self! ... but you have to call the doctors in order to eat, etc.

I wish Bethesda didn't buy the rights to Fallout, and Fallout Van Buren was release as Fallout 3, oh yeah, and Bethesda didn't get greedy and cancel the Fallout Online project... jerks.

Granted. This right now is the reality you chose.

I wish for things I do not have.