Wish granted, you should be recieving several hundred 'Monopoly' games shortly.

I wish the Canadian dollar was on par with or valued above the US dollar again.

Granted,the Canadian dollar is now worth 3cents.....American dollar is worth 2cents....

I wish someone would buy my Monopoly games....

Wish granted, now you have a pile of cash for the 'Game of Life'.


I wish people could be more sensible.

Wish granted, but now you must convince them to use that sensibility...

I wish I had a totally safe vacation retreat, like in an alternate universe

Wish granted, but the rift has closed and you are now trapped in another dimension.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Sapporo!

Granted,also guaranteed a lifetime of hangovers and spinning beds..

I wish I was marooned on an island with the 10 most beautiful women in the world..

Granted. They each have a venereal disease. Pick your poison.

I wish for Elon Musk to rule the world and force us all to advance 10 technology levels, damning old world corporations to rot.

Granted. But now you live shorter.

I wish my infection in the left eye would go away

Wish granted, you finally are able to remove the contact from that eye, but now you have to wander around only 1/2 blind.



I wish there were more than 24hrs in a day, giving me the time to actually get something done.

Granted. But now you got more shit to do instead.

I wish my cat would move away from the screen so I could see something

Granted, you can instantly travel between most inconveniently placed teleporting points spread far apart around the world, but travelling between them and the actual interesting places where you want or need to go is still a bore.

I wish I could recapture that sense of wonder I had as a child when playing videogames.

Granted. You travel the distance instantly but into a random direction, chances are high you'll end up in the air or solid rock.

Granted. You get your childish feelings once for playing a horror game but you also get the childish fears and nightmares for the rest of your life.


I wish my eyes were perfect.

Your eyes become perfect. You awaken the Rinnegan, but you become consumed in evil thoughts and everyone is out to either steal your eyes, or crush them.

I wish to outlive this year's summer and defend myself with enough skill.

Granted. You survied the summer but died in the autumn.
Wish I could eat more candy without feeling stuffed