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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted October 08, 2014
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Ragnarblackmane: snip
Granted. The six four Impala falls apart on the road. :P

I wish I could grant every other wish in that song.
Post edited October 08, 2014 by BillyMaysFan59
Posted October 09, 2014
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BillyMaysFan59: I wish I could grant every other wish in that song.
You can. But only to Justin Bieber.

(See what I did there?)

I wish I had a good fall coat.
Posted October 09, 2014
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BillyMaysFan59: I wish I could grant every other wish in that song.
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TwoHandedSword: You can. But only to Justin Bieber.

(See what I did there?)
;)

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TwoHandedSword: I wish I had a good fall coat.
Granted. The coat keeps falling off when you wear it. :P

I wish I could buy Steam and make their games DRM free/flat priced, and make the design gray just for lulz.
Post edited October 09, 2014 by BillyMaysFan59
Posted October 09, 2014
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BillyMaysFan59: I wish I could buy Steam and make their games DRM free/flat priced, and make the design gray just for lulz.
Granted. You could do this last night but you were sleeping instead.
Prepare for millions of angry people who got their hopes crushed by your inactivity.


I wish everyone would be nice to me.
Posted October 10, 2014
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kmonster: Granted. You could do this last night but you were sleeping instead.
Prepare for millions of angry people who got their hopes crushed by your inactivity.


I wish everyone would be nice to me.
Everyone will pretend to be nice to you, but secretly harbor deep-seated hatred and work little by little to ensure your downfall. One day, when all seems right with your world...your end will come.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
Posted October 10, 2014
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kmonster: Granted. You could do this last night but you were sleeping instead.
Prepare for millions of angry people who got their hopes crushed by your inactivity.

I wish everyone would be nice to me.
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Ragnarblackmane: Everyone will pretend to be nice to you, but secretly harbor deep-seated hatred and work little by little to ensure your downfall. One day, when all seems right with your world...your end will come.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted but now you will always be more tired then you are now


almost for got a wish.......... I wish I had more money
Post edited October 10, 2014 by anstca
Posted October 10, 2014
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anstca: almost for got a wish.......... I wish I had more money
Granted. Every dollar you own is traded for 2 Vietnamese dong.



I wish to be brilliant.
Posted October 10, 2014
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kmonster: I wish to be brilliant.
Well, if you insist... congratulations! You are now a sun lamp.

I wish for a 10-terabyte solid state hard drive.
Posted October 10, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: I wish for a 10-terabyte solid state hard drive.
Granted. It weights 15 tons is 3x3x2 meters big and suddenly appears in your bedroom.

I wish to be lucky.
Posted October 10, 2014
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kmonster: I wish to be lucky.
To be lucky with opposite or same sex and you are not interested.
I wish that my one numbers of lottery would stick so that i could buy shoes which don't make my feet look like a bloody mess.
Posted October 10, 2014
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Antimateria: I wish that my one numbers of lottery would stick so that i could buy shoes which don't make my feet look like a bloody mess.
Granted. You win just enough money to buy shoes that don't make your feet look like a bloody mess, they just FEEL like a bloody mess.


I wish I were a shapeshifter and could turn into anything or anyone I wanted.
Posted October 10, 2014
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hudfreegamer: I wish I were a shapeshifter and could turn into anything or anyone I wanted.
Granted, but your transformations are a lot like the aliens' from John Carpenter's The Thing.

I wish people would actually think before jumping on the next band-wagon.
Posted October 11, 2014
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Pseudoman: I wish people would actually think before jumping on the next band-wagon.
Granted. They think first but they do it nevertheless.


I wish I could fly.
Posted October 11, 2014
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kmonster: I wish I could fly.
Wake up, Icarus, my son. Today we finally leave this accursed island. Here, these wings will allow you to fly high above the waves. Hmm, I'm sure I was supposed to tell you something about the sun... never mind, it's probably not important anyway, no time for that now.

Now for a wish... "Power! Give me more power!"
Posted October 11, 2014
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Sanjuro: Wake up, Icarus, my son. Today we finally leave this accursed island. Here, these wings will allow you to fly high above the waves. Hmm, I'm sure I was supposed to tell you something about the sun... never mind, it's probably not important anyway, no time for that now.

Now for a wish... "Power! Give me more power!"
So much power! You circut breaker trips!

I wish I could come up with quips like that more often!
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