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Jonesy89: I wish for happiness.
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. Welcome to Elysium. The afterlife, not the movie.
And yet, the latter would have probably been more painful, from what I hear.
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TwoHandedSword: I wish for a pizza.
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JamesBond007: Granted, but it's the biggest pizza available in the world.

I wish for a response from GOG support regarding my DROD 1+2+3 order receipt (I don't have it anymore, but I want it).
Granted. The response is incomprehensible gibberish.

I wish for a library.
Post edited September 05, 2014 by Jonesy89
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Jonesy89: I wish for a library.
Granted. Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_%28computing%29

I wish I could sell OxiClean as good as Billy Mays could.
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Jonesy89: I wish for a library.
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BillyMaysFan59: Granted. Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_%28computing%29

I wish I could sell OxiClean as good as Billy Mays could.
KABOOM! IT GETS STAINS OUT QUICK. IN A HORRIFIC EXPLOSION, YOU EXPERIENCE A CHEMICAL TRANSFORMATION SIMILAR TO THAT OF JACK NAPIER FROM BATMAN.

I WISH GOG HAD A PORTION OF COLOR BACK.
Granted. GOG now uses multicolored fonts for all their game descriptions. Just trying to read them hurts your eyes.

I wish for a giant robot.
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CanThing12: I wish for a giant robot.
Granted. You now face the high maintenance costs of keeping the giant robot in good condition.

I wish for an old computer that can run Windows 98 and MS DOS so I can play all my old games perfectly.
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CanThing12: I wish for a giant robot.
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BillyMaysFan59: Granted. You now face the high maintenance costs of keeping the giant robot in good condition.

I wish for an old computer that can run Windows 98 and MS DOS so I can play all my old games perfectly.
Granted. The only language option for the versions of the OS that the computer can run is Aramaic.

I wish for wealth.
Granted. It will cost you lots of money.

I wish I had money to cure Jonesy89.
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TanguyLOZ: Granted. It will cost you lots of money.

I wish I had money to cure Jonesy89.
Granted. A batch of money disappears from a bank and appears in your presence. The money is classified as stolen, and is effectively rendered unusable due to the serial numbers being on file.

I wish for cake.
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Jonesy89: I wish for cake.
You get cake. However, it turns out to be a lie.

I wish I owned a supermarket.
You get it. Except all your employees steal from the till leaving you broke, destitute, penniless, strapped...

I wish I had something to do read other than my thesaurus.
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TwoHandedSword: Check. One pony, just like you asked for.

I wish more people would join this thread.
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Jonesy89: I hear you. Also, I'm not quite sure I understand how you got from my wish to "pony"; is there something I'm missing?

Also, granted; we can probably expect Jeffrey Dahmer to start posting wishes soon.
That wasn't so hard, it's just that the new meaning for omnipotence is a pony.




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pakopakojr: You get it. Except all your employees steal from the till leaving you broke, destitute, penniless, strapped...

I wish I had something to do read other than my thesaurus.
Granted, you can read the yellow pages (Phone book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_directory)

I wish I can resist the temptation of GOG sales, saving lots of money to buy a new computer instead.
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Jonesy89: I hear you. Also, I'm not quite sure I understand how you got from my wish to "pony"; is there something I'm missing?

Also, granted; we can probably expect Jeffrey Dahmer to start posting wishes soon.
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Gnostic: That wasn't so hard, it's just that the new meaning for omnipotence is a pony.

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pakopakojr: You get it. Except all your employees steal from the till leaving you broke, destitute, penniless, strapped...

I wish I had something to do read other than my thesaurus.
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Gnostic: Granted, you can read the yellow pages (Phone book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_directory)

I wish I can resist the temptation of GOG sales, saving lots of money to buy a new computer instead.
Granted. You save loads of money and buy an Amiga. That doesn't seem to have many compatibility prospects.

I wish to have Metroid Other M, to be given the same treatment as the CDi Zelda games.
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Gnostic: That wasn't so hard, it's just that the new meaning for omnipotence is a pony.

Granted, you can read the yellow pages (Phone book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_directory)

I wish I can resist the temptation of GOG sales, saving lots of money to buy a new computer instead.
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Darvond: Granted. You save loads of money and buy an Amiga. That doesn't seem to have many compatibility prospects.

I wish to have Metroid Other M, to be given the same treatment as the CDi Zelda games.
Granted. You are the man who lives alone on an island ithout electricity or water.

I wish I could say no to panda.
Post edited September 16, 2014 by LLC
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LLC: I wish I could say no to panda.
Granted, but the panda is deaf so it can't hear you say "No". :P

I wish GOG would just get their old colored logo back on the site already.
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LLC: I wish I could say no to panda.
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BillyMaysFan59: Granted, but the panda is deaf so it can't hear you say "No". :P

I wish GOG would just get their old colored logo back on the site already.
Granted, but its the bizarro version and the rest of the site is now permanently inverted colors.

I wish my package would hurry up and arrive.