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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted June 12, 2014
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Dachenko11: One moment, I said legal tender :D
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misteryo: Granted, but the dollar falls against international currency markets, and it now takes $1000 to equal one euro
Your wish?
Posted June 12, 2014
Doh!

I wish that there was a better mousetrap.
Posted June 12, 2014
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misteryo: Doh!

I wish that there was a better mousetrap.
Your better mousetrap leads to the mice evolving to become the dominant race on earth, enslaving all humanity.

I wish I could learn other languages with ease.
Posted June 12, 2014
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misteryo: Doh!

I wish that there was a better mousetrap.
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theslitherydeee: Your better mousetrap leads to the mice evolving to become the dominant race on earth, enslaving all humanity.

I wish I could learn other languages with ease.
You learn the other languages, but forget your own.


I wish I wasn't such a sexy beast.
Posted June 12, 2014
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theslitherydeee: Your better mousetrap leads to the mice evolving to become the dominant race on earth, enslaving all humanity.

I wish I could learn other languages with ease.
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pimpmonkey2382: You learn the other languages, but forget your own.

I wish I wasn't such a sexy beast.
Granted, you literally turned into an ugly beast.

I wish everyone will remember to state what their wish is after posting
Post edited June 12, 2014 by Gnostic
Posted June 13, 2014
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Gnostic: Granted, you literally turned into an ugly beast.

I wish everyone will remember to state what their wish is after posting
Granted, but now they expect you to respond to all wishes posted on this thread.

I wish I owned a yacht.
Post edited June 13, 2014 by Trekker26
Posted June 14, 2014
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Gnostic: Granted, you literally turned into an ugly beast.

I wish everyone will remember to state what their wish is after posting
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Trekker26: Granted, but now they expect you to respond to all wishes posted on this thread.

I wish I owned a yacht.
Granted. However, it is 2 inches long and sinks in 1 inch of water.

I wish one of my co-workers' wasn't so...very SPECIAL.
Posted June 14, 2014
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madeaj: Granted. However, it is 2 inches long and sinks in 1 inch of water.

I wish one of my co-workers' wasn't so...very SPECIAL.
Granted. They're now Stephen Hawking.

I wish for Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson clones.
Posted June 14, 2014
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Gnostic: I wish nobody will post in this thread, or people named "Nobody" will not post in this thread.
Nobody listened. ;)

I wish I knew what the fox says.
Posted June 15, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I knew what the fox says.
Granted, it said grant the correct wish.

I wish that Joseph Blatter stays forever in charge of fifa.
Posted June 16, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I knew what the fox says.
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pelayo: Granted, it said grant the correct wish.

I wish that Joseph Blatter stays forever in charge of fifa.
Wish granted, but this only happens because Fifa effectively dies.

I wish for my own country that is impervious to anything negative, has a steady population of 5 million, and everyone is content and happy. Have fun corrupting that one!
Posted June 16, 2014
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pelayo: Granted, it said grant the correct wish.

I wish that Joseph Blatter stays forever in charge of fifa.
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Dachenko11: Wish granted, but this only happens because Fifa effectively dies.

I wish for my own country that is impervious to anything negative, has a steady population of 5 million, and everyone is content and happy. Have fun corrupting that one!
Granted because you and the rest of your country population dies / removed and were replace by a population of 5 million robots. As robots, they are programmed to be content and happy the concept of negative is not programmed in them. And faulty robots are easily replaced.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish
Posted June 16, 2014
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Dachenko11: Wish granted, but this only happens because Fifa effectively dies.

I wish for my own country that is impervious to anything negative, has a steady population of 5 million, and everyone is content and happy. Have fun corrupting that one!
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Gnostic: Granted because you and the rest of your country population dies / removed and were replace by a population of 5 million robots. As robots, they are programmed to be content and happy the concept of negative is not programmed in them. And faulty robots are easily replaced.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish
*Cough* Steady population *cough* dying is negative *cough*
Posted June 16, 2014
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Gnostic: Granted because you and the rest of your country population dies / removed and were replace by a population of 5 million robots. As robots, they are programmed to be content and happy the concept of negative is not programmed in them. And faulty robots are easily replaced.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish
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Dachenko11: *Cough* Steady population *cough* dying is negative *cough*
Replaced is not negative

1000 - 100 + 100 = 1000
Post edited June 16, 2014 by Gnostic
Posted June 16, 2014
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Dachenko11: *Cough* Steady population *cough* dying is negative *cough*
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Gnostic: Replaced is not negative

1000 - 100 + 100 = 1000
Sorry, didn't read replaced, just saw died.
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