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SpellSword: I wish this wish wouldn't end so badly! >_<
Granted. It ends saintly (you will be revered by the catholic church for dying a horribly painful death)

I wish I could bend the laws of physics at will.
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theslitherydeee: I wish I could bend the laws of physics at will.
Granted, you can bend the laws of physics by removing all gravity acting on you, and only you, sending you hurtling into space.

I wish I could wrap my head around the insane controls of the Ultima series.
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DrOblivious: I wish I could wrap my head around the insane controls of the Ultima series.
Granted. After years of training you finally master the controls of the Ultima series. However you have overspecialized yourself so much that you now can't handle the controls of any other game.

I notice this is the second consecutive time that theslitherydeee got sent into space via corrupted wish...

I wish that I can always think of a way to corrupt wishes so that the person making the wish ends up in space. :)
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GamePlayerZero: I notice this is the second consecutive time that theslitherydeee got sent into space via corrupted wish...

I wish that I can always think of a way to corrupt wishes so that the person making the wish ends up in space. :)
Granted, you now have this power because you, yourself are floating in the vacuum of space.

I wish I was Cthulhu.
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DrOblivious: I wish I was Cthulhu.
Granted, you are now Cthulhu and you take his place, trapped until some unknown time in the future. Cthulhu becomes you and destroys your life and everyone you love and then takes over the world.

I wish I could create anything I can think of, like the Green Lantern.
Post edited May 28, 2014 by hudfreegamer
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hudfreegamer: I wish I could create anything I can think of, like the Green Lantern.
Granted, however your mind tends to wander and your powers of creation rage wildly out of control! O_O

I wish the letters of the alphabet were replaced instead by numbers! XD
Post edited May 28, 2014 by SpellSword
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SpellSword: I wish the letters of the alphabet were replaced instead by numbers! XD
7-18-1-14-20-5-4 2-21-20 14-15-23 5-22-5-18-25-20-8-9-14-7 12-15-15-11-19 12-9-11-5 20-8-9-19

http://rumkin.com/tools/cipher/numbers.php
Select decrypt and post above sequence of numbers to decode.

9 23-9-19-8 9 8-1-4 14-15 16-18-15-2-12-5-13-19
Translation: I wish I had no problems.
Post edited May 28, 2014 by hudfreegamer
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hudfreegamer: I wish I had no problems.
Granted. You now have problems saying "no" to anyone and all requests you may have will now be declined with a simple "no". Also, you are unable to register a website with the .no domain.

I wish I were the very model of a modern major-general.
Post edited May 30, 2014 by GamePlayerZero
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GamePlayerZero: I wish I were the very model of a modern major-general.
Granted. You've information vegetable, animal and mineral.

In other words, you are now Google. Use this power wisely.

I wish I had some Korean food.
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GamePlayerZero: I wish I were the very model of a modern major-general.
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. You've information vegetable, animal and mineral.

In other words, you are now Google. Use this power wisely.

I wish I had some Korean food.
Granted. You are also thrown in a mental asylum for eating Koreans. You know, since most people don't like cannibalism.

I wish I would receive a geass power. (You'll have to look it up if you want to corrupt it.)
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. You've information vegetable, animal and mineral.

In other words, you are now Google. Use this power wisely.

I wish I had some Korean food.
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theslitherydeee: Granted. You are also thrown in a mental asylum for eating Koreans. You know, since most people don't like cannibalism.

I wish I would receive a geass power. (You'll have to look it up if you want to corrupt it.)
Granted, but with so much power your body goes into shock and you are put in a coma.

I wish to be a programming god
Post edited May 31, 2014 by Ki11s0n3
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theslitherydeee: Granted. You are also thrown in a mental asylum for eating Koreans. You know, since most people don't like cannibalism.

I wish I would receive a geass power. (You'll have to look it up if you want to corrupt it.)
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Ki11s0n3: Granted, but with so much power your body goes into shock and you are put in a coma.

I wish to be a programming god
That's not how geass works.
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. You've information vegetable, animal and mineral.

In other words, you are now Google. Use this power wisely.

I wish I had some Korean food.
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theslitherydeee: Granted. You are also thrown in a mental asylum for eating Koreans. You know, since most people don't like cannibalism.

I wish I would receive a geass power. (You'll have to look it up if you want to corrupt it.)
aaaand granted! But you have to be in eye contact and within 1mm to take effect. Eskimo kisses!!!!!!

I wish I could cure people's illnesses by touch.
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Crewdroog: I wish I could cure people's illnesses by touch.
Granted. But you also gain their illnesses when you do so.

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theslitherydeee: That's not how geass works.
Depending on how loosely you want to interpret it that is kind of how Rolo's geass works. The wish could be interpreted as you gaining Rolo's geass and then going beyond the limitations. It would result in more than just coma though...


While we are on the topic of anime...

I wish I were the Armored Titan.
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Crewdroog: I wish I could cure people's illnesses by touch.
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GamePlayerZero: Granted. But you also gain their illnesses when you do so.

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theslitherydeee: That's not how geass works.
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GamePlayerZero: Depending on how loosely you want to interpret it that is kind of how Rolo's geass works. The wish could be interpreted as you gaining Rolo's geass and then going beyond the limitations. It would result in more than just coma though...

While we are on the topic of anime...

I wish I were the Armored Titan.
Granted. You are the Armored Titan. However, you don't have the experience that the previous owner of that body had, and *name omitted because not everybody's got that far yet* defeats you easily. Have fun being tortured and experimented on!

I wish I could live the way St Ungulent does.