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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted December 14, 2013
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theslitherydeee: Done, now you don't have a nephew and therefore you couldn't have eaten too much.

I wish for a stopwatch that stops time.
Done - Too bad you never mentioned anything about starting it again - Time will be stopped forever if you care to use said stopwatch.

I wish for a +5 Mace of Smiting
Posted December 14, 2013
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theslitherydeee: Done, now you don't have a nephew and therefore you couldn't have eaten too much.

I wish for a stopwatch that stops time.
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Lou: Done - Too bad you never mentioned anything about starting it again - Time will be stopped forever if you care to use said stopwatch.

I wish for a +5 Mace of Smiting
Granted! Unfortunately, it's growing backwards out of your ass and is quite unusable, along with your private faculties.

I wish for it to be opposite day.
Posted December 14, 2013
Granted, but its imaginary and while you were attempting to smite someone a psychologist spots you and has you locked away in a padded room, your only visitor is an overly friendly orderly who is slowly grooming you into his personal sex slave.

I wish i was in California closer to my friends.
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Lou: Done - Too bad you never mentioned anything about starting it again - Time will be stopped forever if you care to use said stopwatch.

I wish for a +5 Mace of Smiting
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ggf162: Granted! Unfortunately, it's growing backwards out of your ass and is quite unusable, along with your private faculties.

I wish for it to be opposite day.
Damn you. Damn you to hell.

*waves fist*
Post edited December 14, 2013 by reaver894
Posted December 14, 2013
Granted, but your friends don't hang out with you anymore because they think you are not cool.

I wish for a harddisk that has infinite storage.
Posted December 14, 2013
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DragoonHP: Granted, but your friends don't hang out with you anymore because they think you are not cool.

I wish for a harddisk that has infinite storage.
Granted. It requires to be infinitely partitioned though, so happy finding which holds what.

I wish for carefree time travel to the 80s.
Posted December 15, 2013
Granted your sent to the year 0080 and can't come back.

I wish this thread of misery and suffering would end.
Posted December 15, 2013
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theslitherydeee: I wish this thread of misery and suffering would end.
Thank you so much for guaranteeing this thread at least another thousand posts!

I wish I had the time to watch my DVR backlog.
Posted December 15, 2013
You have time to watch the DVR's but your house has no electricity.

I wish that I could pass in exams without studying.
Posted December 15, 2013
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Granted, but you got caught cheating and now have the job of pedaling, to provide power, for the person above,

I wish I could just stop time where I was at one time, and leave it a constant.
Posted December 16, 2013
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Dischord: Granted, but you got caught cheating and now have the job of pedaling, to provide power, for the person above,

I wish I could just stop time where I was at one time, and leave it a constant.
Granted, but the inability to get rid of that groundhog will drive you nuts.

I wish the future they promised us 30 years ago and the present we are living now would share the same excitement and glamour.
Posted December 21, 2013
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chevkoch: I wish the future they promised us 30 years ago and the present we are living now would share the same excitement and glamour.
Granted, the present shares the same glamorous fashion that people believe that they would use in their future (present). So brilliant, glossy fabrics for you.

I wish this holidays I could finish some boring books that I bought.
Posted December 21, 2013
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chevkoch: I wish the future they promised us 30 years ago and the present we are living now would share the same excitement and glamour.
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pelayo: Granted, the present shares the same glamorous fashion that people believe that they would use in their future (present). So brilliant, glossy fabrics for you.

I wish this holidays I could finish some boring books that I bought.
You do,but inside the books,you find another boring book!

I wish for a PS4
Posted December 22, 2013
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kkreo: I wish for a PS4
Granted, but it is broken.

I wish there was a benevolent version of AM from "I have no mouth and I must scream".
Posted December 22, 2013
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GamePlayerZero: I wish there was a benevolent version of AM from "I have no mouth and I must scream".
There is, but it rejects you as being unworthy at present. Now you must prove yourself, and that could take a while. Like, say, a few centuries.

I wish I could thrive on half an hour's sleep per day.
Posted December 27, 2013
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I could thrive on half an hour's sleep per day.
Granted, but the medication necessary for this shortens your lifespan.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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