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Posted November 16, 2013
Granted, you become a woman

I wish my previous wish really had been granted, I would put up with being patient 0 for the next pandemic jsut to have 1 day of being well.
Posted November 16, 2013
Granted, but this pandemic will turn humans into zombies.

I wish for blue strawberries.
Posted November 16, 2013
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JamesBond007: Granted, but this pandemic will turn humans into zombies.

I wish for blue strawberries.
Granted, but now you're color blind.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
Posted November 16, 2013
Granted, you are now a fish living at the bottom of the ocean and your diet consists of the excrement of all the other fish. Oh, and did I mention your lifespan is very short.

I wish "two girls one cup" never existed because the guy a few posts above sentenced me to a couple days of watching it for some reason. (wish i had a chance to answer him because i had a good one :) !)
Posted November 17, 2013
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infinitee8: I wish "two girls one cup" never existed because the guy a few posts above sentenced me to a couple days of watching it for some reason. (wish i had a chance to answer him because i had a good one :) !)
Granted, now you have "two boys one cup" starring you in the video, you are an internet celebrity, enjoy your fame.

I wish I could get a nice offer for my wishlit games on GOG.
Posted November 17, 2013
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infinitee8: I wish "two girls one cup" never existed because the guy a few posts above sentenced me to a couple days of watching it for some reason. (wish i had a chance to answer him because i had a good one :) !)
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pelayo: Granted, now you have "two boys one cup" starring you in the video, you are an internet celebrity, enjoy your fame.

I wish I could get a nice offer for my wishlit games on GOG.
Granted, but first you need to shave off the beard from your avatar. It does not look like Terence Hill.

I wish I got a copy of NWN 2. Instead of missing it during the sale, while sleeping in my warm and cosy bed.
Post edited November 17, 2013 by Crappynuker1
Posted November 17, 2013
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Crappynuker1: Granted, but first you need to shave off the beard from your avatar. It does not look like Terence Hill.

I wish I got a copy of NWN 2. Instead of missing it during the sale, while sleeping in my warm and cosy bed.
Granted but its on 5.25" disk and you have no way to install it.

I wish everyone a happy holiday season.
Posted November 17, 2013
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Crappynuker1: Granted, but first you need to shave off the beard from your avatar. It does not look like Terence Hill.

I wish I got a copy of NWN 2. Instead of missing it during the sale, while sleeping in my warm and cosy bed.
Shave my beard?!, never, I'd rather look like Bud Spencer =P
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Jeets2: I wish everyone a happy holiday season.
Granted but you didn't specified what kind of holiday season so everyone is enjoying a black sabbath holiday while their souls burn in hell.

I wish that the batery of my smarthphone lasted for a week.
Post edited November 17, 2013 by pelayo
Posted November 17, 2013
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pelayo: I wish that the battery of my smart phone lasted for a week.
One! Two! Presto!

I've now hacked a Nokia 3310 into a smartphone! Enjoy your low res life!

Seeing as the PS4 launch has gone amazingly, I wish for the XBOX One to open worse than the Vita.
Posted November 17, 2013
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Darvond: I've now hacked a Nokia 3310 into a smartphone! Enjoy your low res life!

Seeing as the PS4 launch has gone amazingly, I wish for the XBOX One to open worse than the Vita.
Granted, the case of the XBOX One is now so difficult to open, it requires a high powered cutting torch.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Post edited November 17, 2013 by Runehamster
Posted November 17, 2013
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Runehamster: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Granted, you're fired.

I wish I were super good at a sport I enjoy.
Posted November 17, 2013
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Ivory&Gold: Granted, you're fired.

I wish I were super good at a sport I enjoy.
Oh boy, granted, you are now the best fapper in the world. The strength in your wrist and palm are no match for any man or woman on the planet.

I wish I didn't just go there with that last wish.
Posted November 18, 2013
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Jeets2: I wish I didn't just go there with that last wish.
Granted! Of course, this means that YOU never get to fap again either. :p

I wish all the best for the victims of the recent midwest US tornado outbreak.
Posted November 18, 2013
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Jeets2: I wish I didn't just go there with that last wish.
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TwoHandedSword: Granted! Of course, this means that YOU never get to fap again either. :p

I wish all the best for the victims of the recent midwest US tornado outbreak.
Eeeek - how can I answer this! OK, errrrr, granted but because their internet is down, they don't receive your wishes.

I wish my forth toe on my right foot wasn't semi-deformed.
Posted November 18, 2013
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TwoHandedSword: Granted! Of course, this means that YOU never get to fap again either. :p

I wish all the best for the victims of the recent midwest US tornado outbreak.
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pigdog: Eeeek - how can I answer this! OK, errrrr, granted but because their internet is down, they don't receive your wishes.

I wish my forth toe on my right foot wasn't semi-deformed.
Granted, now every other toe except that one is.

I wish I had the powers of Superman but not his weaknesses.
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