Granted but drinking tea on the afternoon gets mandatory along with playing obscure and genuine aweful games (PC, MAC or any type of console) until you get scabies just from touching a mouse or controller.

I wish to unite all evil clowns under my command and thrive for world domination (as any good german does).

It's just too bad your wish was hijacked by these guys.

I wish the interviewer would stop postponing my job interview.

Zey are doink it rong!

Zis is proper attire! (Klik for Picktur)

[ Granted! He just hadn't the heart to tell you that he is not interested any more.

I wish wars were finally made obsolete as a political tool and the politicians who want a war have to fight in an arena to the death.

And now Mad Max would like to have a word with you about intellectual property rights.

I wish I was a morning person.

Granted, but your boss called, he said your work shift is now start from 10 PM to 3 AM

Enjoy the Insomnia!


I wish I have a pet Pokemon.

^ granted. Your pet Pokemon will be Pummeluff. I wish you a nice sleep.

I wish that I have more wishes.

Granted - And thanks to you the whole universe explodes killing all life due to the paradox you just initiated

I wish for Ice Cream and Chocolate

Man, it's just too bad about that diabetes. And the lifetime prohibition on sweets.

I wish to start my new job as soon as possible without any snags.

Start? Very well. But I hope you enjoy your job as a carpet desnagger.

I wish the USA had a GOOD health system, even if it is a blatant rip from the best systems and CEOs have to pay though the nose.

Granted, You are now a gay priest.

I wish to be rid of this damn illness.

Congratulations; you are now Patient Zero for the next worldwide pandemic.

I wish I wasn't so wound up from just finishing an all-nighter at work, so I could finally fall asleep.

Wish granted. You die a swift but painless death.



EDIT: Whoops! I was too lame.

Granted. You manage to get down with some pills. You are now addicted to them, though.

I wish this day ends without further bad things happening.

Granted but you die as soon as this day ends and the next one begins.

I wish I was able to be online each time a game I wanted was on sale during this insomnia promo. (only missed out on 2 so not a bad ratio overall really, just felt like venting a little lol)

Sure you can. And now enjoy a couple of days with "Two girls, one cup"!

Hey, you´ve never mentioned you wanted to be online and on GOG!


I wish I had more luck with women!