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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted July 28, 2013
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DrOblivious: I wish i could talk to animals
Granted, you can talk to animals, you always have constructive, interesting and intelligent chats with them. To bad that no one at the asylum believes you.

I wish to drive better than vin diesel.
Posted July 29, 2013
Granted, but your license is revoked when you are trying to bring down a plane on a runway.

I wish I had my own holodeck.
Posted July 29, 2013
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DrOblivious: I wish I had my own holodeck.
You do. Complete with your very own Moriarty.

I wish I had a cloning machine.
Posted July 30, 2013
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DrOblivious: I wish I had my own holodeck.
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TwoHandedSword: You do. Complete with your very own Moriarty.

I wish I had a cloning machine.
Granted, but the clones are all defective and evil and will try to kill you.

I wish publishers stop trying to turn good games in MMOs
Posted July 31, 2013
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gandalf.nho: I wish publishers stop trying to turn good games in MMOs
Granted but they will still keep on cutting good games into pieces and selling them as DLCs in order to rip off some extra money beside the full game price.

I wish that all Final Fantasy parts will be ported to PC and run on new systems properly.
Post edited July 31, 2013 by Silverhawk170485
Posted August 05, 2013
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Silverhawk170485: I wish that all Final Fantasy parts will be ported to PC and run on new systems properly.
Unfortunately for you, this overly-broad wish includes all FF-based fan art. What has been seen, can never be unseen again.

I wish my entire manga collection was transported to my Kindle.
Posted August 11, 2013
Granted, but now that your kindle has kiddie porn on it, amazon reports you and has you arrested.(see what I did there!)


I wish I were James Bond.
Posted August 11, 2013
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DrOblivious: Granted, but now that your kindle has kiddie porn on it, amazon reports you and has you arrested.(see what I did there!)

I wish I were James Bond.
You Are - However since you were created in 1953 - You are now 60 years old and no longer able to work in the field. You find yourself spending hours humming theme songs and dreaming of the days when all you did was tick off "M" and flirt with Moneypenny.

I wish I could play guitar
Posted August 13, 2013
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Lou: I wish I could play guitar
Due to an administrative error, you discover that you can now play the sitar. Unfortunately, this means that all of your groupies either speak Hindi or are exclusively vegan. Possibly both.

I wish I enjoyed RTS games.
Posted August 14, 2013
Granted! But enjoyment turns into obsession to the point where RTS games are all you want to do day in and day out. Your family and social life crumble, and you eventually slip into oblivion surround by empty Monster™ cans and Taco Bell wrappers. They have to pry you out of your desk chair and your home before they deposit you in a 6x10ft hole in the ground. You are never spoken of again...
Posted August 14, 2013
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H3xx: Granted! But enjoyment turns into obsession to the point where RTS games are all you want to do day in and day out. Your family and social life crumble, and you eventually slip into oblivion surround by empty Monster™ cans and Taco Bell wrappers. They have to pry you out of your desk chair and your home before they deposit you in a 6x10ft hole in the ground. You are never spoken of again...
Granted: You didn't have a wish so it has come true.

I wish we had some crumpets as my daughter wants a late night snack after being to the cinema with her friends and that's what she asked for...
Posted August 15, 2013
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pigdog: I wish we had some crumpets as my daughter wants a late night snack after being to the cinema with her friends and that's what she asked for...
The good news is that there were crumpets stowed away in the tea tin. The bad news is that this means you're now all out of tea.

I wish for some good beach weather tomorrow, as I'm all set to head to the beach.
Post edited August 15, 2013 by TwoHandedSword
Posted August 15, 2013
Granted! But since you're probably already there, I'll just say that it is a beautiful day for the beach. It's sunny, not a cloud for miles, not too hot...fuck it. There's a freak Sharknado!™ right at the exact beach where you poor chumps decided to go, everyone gets dismembered/ completely eaten; too bad. ;(

I wish that my laptop worked and I didn't have to type this shit out on a Nook...
Post edited August 15, 2013 by H3xx
Posted August 16, 2013
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H3xx: I wish that my laptop worked and I didn't have to type this shit out on a Nook...
Granted, your laptop is working again, it Works so good that know you are using to complete all of your assignments 24 hours a day. No more time to hanging around or playing games. Soon you die of karoshi all because your laptop.

I wish to have some nice vacations.
Posted August 19, 2013
I wish to have some nice vacations.

Granted, here's your options, either you visit the legendary leather face family home and stay with the family for a whole week or visit Bahama with your special tour guide Dr Hannibal Lecter.


I wish I own a private island.
Post edited August 19, 2013 by RedRagan
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