Granted. Too bad your genious is recognized post-mortem.

I wish I could own all games on GOG.

granted, but you are not able to play them all before you die.

I wish to be able to kick anyones ass who dares to corrupt me a wish.

Granted, but doing so will make every bone in your foot turn to dust.

I wish that GOG would find every terrible adventure game no one ever played and put them all in one enormous compilation, for masochists like me.

Granted, but there are soooo many, that before you finish World War III happens and you didn't have time to buy a fallout shelter :/

I wish could make women attracted to me with one glance! :3

Granted, but hordes of angry men will castrate you as a result.

I wish that someone would gift me Syndicate.

Granted, but the evil DRM infests the installer every single time you download it, and will wipe your HDD clean when you try to run it.

I wish I had some more Dr. Pepper right now.

Granted, but it's Diet. I hope I didn't encourage you to kill yourself :P

I wish I had a 12-inch long...hotdog :D

Granted, but your hotdog will be a REAL hotdog, made of dog meat.

I wish to be able to understand female logic although I'm a man.

Granted, but the knowledge causes your male brain to go insane.

I wish Freddy Mercury were still alive and fronting Queen.

Done! Unfortunately, that turns out to have been what the Mayans were trying to warn us about.

I wish keeping the weight off wasn't so damned hard.

Granted, but you can only keep off the weight with a chainsaw

I wish more people would post here.

Granted, but then you realize the time you wasted playing animal crossing.

I wish that I had a pet Mammoth.

Granted.

You now live in 50 000 BC


I wish to be the president of UK.

Granted - You are - However everyone realizes you are a fake as the UK only has a Prime Minister not a President. You are taken out and Stoned.

I wish GOG would get all the DRM Free Games available on other Digital Distribution Sites.