Granted.

Hello Mr. Perpetual Adult Diaper.

I wish decision making would be easier and mistake free.

Granted. It was awesome at first how you're always right and winning everything, but then you're bored to death.

I wish I could summon wind that can make all skirts lifted up at once at will.

Granted, but the consequence is that the use of the skirt is abandoned in a matter of days. Both female and male population are understandably angry with you, and that means you're cursed to endure a life in solitude the rest of your days...

I wish to have nanobots in my body that deal with preventing or repairing any wound or disease.

Too bad for you that they consider life itself to be a terminal illness, and cure you of that affliction.


I wish I could help colonize Mars.

Granted. You are now part of the Martian custodial staff.

I wish Nintendo would localise and release its back catalogue of Fire Emblem games in Europe and America.

Granted. But you now have a burning sensation in your eyes every time you read them.

I wish the entire Lucas Arts catalog ended up on gog tomorrow

Granted, but you will be forced to buy and play all of them, including the bad ones, like this one (luckily this other is console-only...)

I wish GOG can get all the really Good Old Games in their catalogue

*Gasp* You Devil! :O

Granted but in order to purchase them you have to play and complete a port of the Atari 2600 classic E.T. (with even more bugs!)

I wish Obsidian were making the next Fallout for release this year.

Granted

Enjoy the fabulous Luigi's Ghostly Fallout Mansion only for the Wii U................online only


I wish someone could tell me where my lap goes when I stand up.

Granted, it goes away at Vegas to lapdance on old guys knees.

I wish my 13 yo little niece would wash her hands after toilet.. Also, would not put those unwashed hands smelling pee to my face just because i tell her no to countless times. Please, and thanks don't corrupt THAT wish! :(

She does, but the bubblegum-scented soap she's using makes you gag even worse. So much so that you can no longer stand to chew bubblegum.

Sorry; didn't you happen to notice the name of the thread? ;)

I wish my favorite team would finally win the championship.

Your team wins the Championship, but you don’t get to see the game, or the celebration afterwards, because your pants leg got caught In the door of a Lift, in the Lobby of the building you were visiting, and four Nuns just happened to be there to help comfort you and keep you company until Maintenance could come to free you, which took eleven hours.

I wish I could be featured on the cover of Popular Hermit Magazine...

You are granted your cover and centerfold, but that killer that made you hide out in solitude in the first place finds your location and murders you.

I wish Paper Mario: Sticker Star never had existed.

Done! Enjoy Paper Pin-Up Bowser: Sexy Sticker Star instead.

I wish it were already July.