Granted, you start to wear women's D cups.

I wish for DLC Season Passes for all of my games that do have one.

Granted, but these Season Passes only granted acess to mediocre DLCs, the very few decent ones aren't included

I wish game devs stop making mediocre DLCs and only produces good and lenghly expansions

+1, for making me snort my drink.


Done! But, your next four paychecks......aaaaand they're gone.

I wish eating chocolate helped people to lose weight.

Granted - Oh by the way - Thanks for making chocolate taste bad.

I wish for Blue Sky's and Sunshine for the next week.

Granted, but the weather persists and the perpetual lack of clouds turn your area into an arid desert.

I wish for all new RPGs to be "streamlined", mwahahaha! :D

Granted, but these all new Rocket Propelled Grenades are too streamlined to blow anything. So those militias preferred playing Role Playing Games instead on comps.

I wish that when I click the plus sign to up rate someone's post, GOG wouldn't mistake it for the minus sign.

Granted

Now they will mistake it for the left arrow "Reply" sign and fling it through the left side of your computer monitor totally destroying it in the process.

I wish people would just lighten up and enjoy life...

Done! People have lightened up so much that they've become ghosts, and must enjoy life vicariously.


I wish someone would digitize my massive book collection for me.

Granted. But it turns out that an indie company decided to make an Age of Empires spiritual predecessor instead named Aged Empires.

I wish that GOG actually stood for Great Old Games.

Granted, you travel in time to the year 802,701 A.D. All GOG games are considered Great Old Games In that distant future. Sadly only the Morlocks preserve the technology to play them. Good luck on trying to convince them to share it with you without being devoured in the attempt...

I wish to see Homeword series released here in the near future.

(PS: Welcome back, le_chevalier! How are you?) ;)

Granted, but the company decides that rather than creating a new series (Homeword), they prefer to develop a new sequel of Homeworld franchise. :p

I wish that someone here could cast the Ressurect spell on both of my laptop and desktop back alive and kicking.

All fine, thanks, Thespian*. :) Good to be back!

Granted, your laptop and desktop come back alive as zombies computers, they start devouring every other single electronic device convertint them into more zombies, soon humanity is doomed.

I wish I could have all the infinity gems right now on my power.

Granted, but that includes all the existing ones in the universe throughout eternity. You're quickly crushed under their combined weight..

I wish for a glass full of delicious cold water.

You didn't specify how cold. Enjoy your ice.

I wish lemons tasted more like peaches.