Granted. You do find a much better paying job. Unfortunately finding it doesn't mean that you get it. "Don't call us, we will call you (when hell freezes over)"


I wish to own all big publishers, so that I can force them to abandon all kinds of DRM.

Granted - You now own the Big Six Book Publishers: Hachette Book Group, Harper Collins, Macmillan, Penquin Group, Random House, and Simon & Schuster. You force them to abandon all DRM and so their digital books are now available DRM Free.

I wish for a riding lawnmower.

But of course.

You now own a riding lawnmower that shall move the hearts of many men, but will be utterly useless for the purpose you intended.

I wish the Wii-U Virtual console would pick up the pace.

Sure; why not?

But I don't understand what you're expecting Nintendo to do with a jar of salsa.

I wish that as winter leaves today, it takes all the winter weather with it.

Granted, but also it takes all the oxygen with it...

I wish for a delightful cake with a cherry on top.

Wish Granted

Too bad the cake is a lie

I wish that the wish after this does not get twisted.

Granted! Time bends and causality is altered!

The wish previous is now the wish ahead, so you have that. Have fun filling out the paradox forms!

I wish that I just didn't confuse myself while bending time.

Granted, you haven't confused your self but the rest of live across the universe, which is trapped in a time paradox that ultimately leads to entropy to create a new unconfused time bendingproof universe.

I wish I could kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Granted, you become.. Duke Nukem.. FOREVER!

I wish Indie Royale website would load on my browser..

And so it does! Unfortunately, it then immediately proceeds to crash your OS.

I wish C-A-T spelled dog.

Granted

However whilst rearranging the alphabet to accomplish this, TwoHandedSword now spells PedophileMasochistWithShrunkenTesticles.

I wish salt lowered my blood pressure, beef lowered my cholesterol, and whiskey resurfaced my teeth.

Granted, but water will kill you!

Wishing to have Deus Ex: Human Revolution here on GOG!

Granted, but GOG isn't a DRM-free game store anymore

I wish GOG can untangle the legal mess envolving SSI D&D games and Wizardy series and release them here

Granted!
But when you come home you´re whole home lies in ruins!

Wishing to become ways more tenacious!