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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted March 05, 2013
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flubbucket: I wish for an end to the political posturing in the U.S.
Granted, but now all the exotic dancers in striptease clubs have been replaced by U.S. politicians. leading to a new type of posturing...

I wish for an end to the political corruption in Spain.
Post edited March 05, 2013 by Thespian*
Posted March 05, 2013
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Thespian*: .....

Granted, but now all the exotic dancers in striptease clubs have been replaced by U.S. politicians. leading to a new type of posturing...

....
Just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
Posted March 08, 2013
I STILL wish for an end to the political corruption in Spain.

Anyone? :D
Posted March 08, 2013
Granted.

God kills everyone. Everyone.

I wish for a single penny.
Post edited March 08, 2013 by Titanium
Posted March 08, 2013
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Thespian*: I STILL wish for an end to the political corruption in Spain.

Anyone? :D
Granted, but it will eventually reform again...

I wish I had a good job.
Posted March 08, 2013
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Seanobi: Granted, but it will eventually reform again...

I wish I had a good job.
Granted - You now have a good job. Problem is you really stink at it and are fired after only one day.


I wish I could function without any sleep
Posted March 09, 2013
Granted.

However, with your new cyborg/robotic body you are commissioned to be a 24 hour Subway restaurant with only yourself as sole sandwich maker.

I'll have jalapenoes please, and domo arigato mr roboto.




I wish for the unmasking of Nancy Pelosi.
Posted March 12, 2013
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flubbucket: I wish for the unmasking of Nancy Pelosi.
Granted, but the being behind the mask is out of the human comprenhension driving you crazy.

I wish people won't abandone their pets in parks.
Posted March 12, 2013
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pelayo: I wish people won't abandone their pets in parks.
Granted, they now instead abandon them on your doorstep, ringing the doorbell every time.

I wish I didn't have homework tonight.

(Yes, it's an easy one, but it mimics real life at the moment)
Posted March 12, 2013
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pbnjoe: I wish I didn't have homework tonight.(Yes, it's an easy one, but it mimics real life at the moment)
Granted, now your homework is tomorrow very early in the morning

I wish for a more difficult wish.
Posted March 13, 2013
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gandalf.nho: I wish for a more difficult wish.
Granted, but it was so difficult/heavy it crushed you underneath.

I wish a year had 13 months, and a day 25 hours.
Posted March 13, 2013
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gandalf.nho: I wish for a more difficult wish.
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VIPERs: Granted, but it was so difficult/heavy it crushed you underneath.

I wish a year had 13 months, and a day 25 hours.
Granted, but now a second only has two microseconds.

EDIT: I wish I knew what to wish for.
Post edited March 13, 2013 by Fesin
Posted March 13, 2013
^ granted but its no longer your turn to guess.

I wish I had a better laptop.
Posted March 13, 2013
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reaver894: ^ granted but its no longer your turn to guess.

I wish I had a better laptop.
Granted - Now all the girls think your laptop is just fine.

I wish I hadn't said that.
Posted March 14, 2013
Granted... but now you lose all the rep that clever answer would've gained you.

I wish I could find a better-paying job.
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