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Posted November 30, 2015
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Naszrador: I wish all console exclusive games would be ported to PC.
They are, but only in Japanese. And only available from Steam Japan (with region locks). And only running on a reboot of FM Towns.

I wish for a remake of Witcher 1 with Witcher 3's engine.
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Posted November 30, 2015
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toxicTom: I wish for a remake of Witcher 1 with Witcher 3's engine.
You don't get one. Instead, you get a remake of Witcher 3 with Witcher 1's engine.

I want a remake of Wizardry 8 using Wizardry 1's engine.
Posted November 30, 2015
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Naszrador: I wish all console exclusive games would be ported to PC.
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toxicTom: They are, but only in Japanese. And only available from Steam Japan (with region locks). And only running on a reboot of FM Towns.

I wish for a remake of Witcher 1 with Witcher 3's engine.
Granted but the remake was made by Blizzard and it's an always online MMO in the style of Diablo 3. I wish that EA brings all their games to GOG DRM free and with all DLCs included.
Posted November 30, 2015
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toxicTom: They are, but only in Japanese. And only available from Steam Japan (with region locks). And only running on a reboot of FM Towns.

I wish for a remake of Witcher 1 with Witcher 3's engine.
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blotunga: Granted but the remake was made by Blizzard and it's an always online MMO in the style of Diablo 3. I wish that EA brings all their games to GOG DRM free and with all DLCs included.
Granted but they are all $99.99 plus applicable sales taxes with non-working multiplayer.

I wish for the remaning Star Trek games to come here
Posted November 30, 2015
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toxicTom: I wish for a remake of Witcher 1 with Witcher 3's engine.
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dtgreene: You don't get one. Instead, you get a remake of Witcher 3 with Witcher 1's engine.

I want a remake of Wizardry 8 using Wizardry 1's engine.
Granted, but unfortunately its an unlock able extra in a remake of Wizardry 4 that requires beating the game without saving.

I wish I could stop time
Posted November 30, 2015
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dtgreene: You don't get one. Instead, you get a remake of Witcher 3 with Witcher 1's engine.

I want a remake of Wizardry 8 using Wizardry 1's engine.
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ComatosePhoenix: Granted, but unfortunately its an unlock able extra in a remake of Wizardry 4 that requires beating the game without saving.

I wish I could stop time
Granted, but youd stop yourself along with the time.

I wish Id be a gifted artist.
Posted November 30, 2015
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NuffCatnip: I wish Id be a gifted artist.
Granted, but your ahead of your time and none of your paintings are recognized as valuable until long after your death.
Your aunt does buy one.


I wish Sega would re-enter the console market.
Posted November 30, 2015
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NuffCatnip: I wish Id be a gifted artist.
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ComatosePhoenix: Granted, but your ahead of your time and none of your paintings are recognized as valuable until long after your death.
Your aunt does buy one.

I wish Sega would re-enter the console market.
Failed because this topic isn't about wishes.

I want a game that can be played with fewer than 0 players.
Posted December 01, 2015
Guys, if I may step in for a bit, this is the corrupted Christmas Presents thread. We already have a general "corrupted wishes" thread, so in this one, format your wish to be more like: "I want a _______ for Christmas"... or "I want Santa to give me ______" etc.

Thank you

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ComatosePhoenix: Granted, but your ahead of your time and none of your paintings are recognized as valuable until long after your death.
Your aunt does buy one.

I wish Sega would re-enter the console market.
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dtgreene: Failed because this topic isn't about wishes.

I want a game that can be played with fewer than 0 players.
Here's Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Merry Christmas!

I want a sausage for Christmas. A nice, thick, juicy sausage.
Posted December 01, 2015
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BillyMaysFan59: Guys, if I may step in for a bit, this is the corrupted Christmas Presents thread. We already have a general "corrupted wishes" thread, so in this one, format your wish to be more like: "I want a _______ for Christmas"... or "I want Santa to give me ______" etc.

Thank you

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dtgreene: Failed because this topic isn't about wishes.

I want a game that can be played with fewer than 0 players.
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BillyMaysFan59: Here's Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Merry Christmas!

I want a sausage for Christmas. A nice, thick, juicy sausage.
Wish granted!

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I wish for this:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/2014New-Women-4Piece-Christmas-Clothing-Santa-Stripper-Skirt-Set-Stretch-Velvet-Bra-Santa-Skirt-Hat-and/32217608700.html
Posted December 01, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for this:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/2014New-Women-4Piece-Christmas-Clothing-Santa-Stripper-Skirt-Set-Stretch-Velvet-Bra-Santa-Skirt-Hat-and/32217608700.html
You get the gift, but it unfortunately does not fit your masculine body. Even if it did, it would not look good with all the chest hair and lack of boobs.

I want a handheld that can play the Gold Box games.
Posted December 01, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for this:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/2014New-Women-4Piece-Christmas-Clothing-Santa-Stripper-Skirt-Set-Stretch-Velvet-Bra-Santa-Skirt-Hat-and/32217608700.html
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dtgreene: You get the gift, but it unfortunately does not fit your masculine body. Even if it did, it would not look good with all the chest hair and lack of boobs.

I want a handheld that can play the Gold Box games.
Granted, but the batteries are emptied within seconds and theres no way to hook it up to an accumulator.

Now heres the most cliche/ kitchy wish !
...I wish for world peace.
Posted December 01, 2015
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dtgreene: You get the gift, but it unfortunately does not fit your masculine body. Even if it did, it would not look good with all the chest hair and lack of boobs.

I want a handheld that can play the Gold Box games.
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NuffCatnip: Granted, but the batteries are emptied within seconds and theres no way to hook it up to an accumulator.

Now heres the most cliche/ kitchy wish !
...I wish for world peace.
Looks like World Peace: The Movie (VHS) was delivered under your tree this morning. Merry Christmas!

I want a DeLorean for Christmas.
Posted December 01, 2015
Granted. Before you can open the door, it travels back to the future and is gone forever.

I want an HD remake of Eye of the Beholder on PC for christmas.
Posted December 02, 2015
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skimmie: Granted. Before you can open the door, it travels back to the future and is gone forever.

I want an HD remake of Eye of the Beholder on PC for christmas.
Here you go. You are initially excited to see the new remake in its shiny box when you unwrap the paper, but then you see the notice on the bottom left corner:

"Persistent Internet connection required to play"

I want a lightsaber for Christmas.
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