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General discussionLet's play "corrupt a Christmas gift!"(32 posts)(32 posts)
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Posted November 30, 2015
Since the Advent season is officially under way, I thought I'd start spreading some corrupted Christmas cheer!

This thread works the same as "Corrupt A Wish", except it's more Christmas related - the first poster mentions what they want for Christmas, the next poster grants and corrupts the wish, then starts a new one. For example:

Poster 1: "I want the entire gOg catalog for Christmas."
Poster 2: "Here you go. But it's from a key reseller so it won't work! I want a gOgbear for Christmas."
Poster 3: "Granted! It will cause all your favorite websites to give 404 errors. [insert next wish here]"
And so on

Got it? OK! I'll get this ball rolling.

I want a fruitcake for Christmas!
Posted November 30, 2015
granted, but there is nothing I can do to corrupt fruitcake since it is already the epitome of evil.

I would like a pc port for Jet Force Gemini.
Posted November 30, 2015
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ComatosePhoenix: I would like a pc port for Jet Force Gemini.
Granted. Capcom, Ubisoft and Rockstar games are already on the case.

I would like a new high-tier airsoft gun for christmass.
Posted November 30, 2015
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ComatosePhoenix: I would like a pc port for Jet Force Gemini.
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Titanium: Granted. Capcom, Ubisoft and Rockstar games are already on the case.

I would like a new high-tier airsoft gun for christmass.
Granted, but it came jammed and with no ammunition.

I would like a NES port of Disgaea 5.
Posted November 30, 2015
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Titanium: Granted. Capcom, Ubisoft and Rockstar games are already on the case.

I would like a new high-tier airsoft gun for christmass.
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dtgreene: Granted, but it came jammed and with no ammunition.

I would like a NES port of Disgaea 5.
Granted. Oh wait, you meant Nintendo? Sorry, you've been scammed.

I would like no presents for Christmas.
Posted November 30, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but it came jammed and with no ammunition.

I would like a NES port of Disgaea 5.
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Leroux: Granted. Oh wait, you meant Nintendo? Sorry, you've been scammed.

I would like no presents for Christmas.
Granted. You get a very nice box labeled "no presents"; that is your present.

I would like even fewer presents than what Leroux asked for.
Posted November 30, 2015
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dtgreene: I would like even fewer presents than what Leroux asked for.
Granted, here's your new portable mini black hole that just sucked in your PC, your entire game collection and all your other favourite things.

I would like a new top notch gaming PC, please.
Posted November 30, 2015
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jkiiskinen: I would like a new top notch gaming PC, please.
Granted. The instructions are only available in Japanese.

i would love to have a radio-controlled quadcopter.
Posted November 30, 2015
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jkiiskinen: Granted, here's your new portable mini black hole that just sucked in your PC, your entire game collection and all your other favourite things.

I would like a new top notch gaming PC, please.
Granted, but you have no games to play on it. Better luck next Christmas!


I just want some peace and quiet.
Posted November 30, 2015
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HypersomniacLive: I just want some peace and quiet.
Granted, you are now buried under a stone that reads "Rest in Peace". (Unfortunately, this means you're dead.)

I wish for a Commodore 64 port of Elminage Gothic.
Posted November 30, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish for a Commodore 64 port of Elminage Gothic.
You end up with Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

Still waiting on that quadcopter.
Posted November 30, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish for a Commodore 64 port of Elminage Gothic.
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TwoHandedSword: You end up with Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

Still waiting on that quadcopter.
Granted. But the FAA will arrest you the second you try to fly it.

I wish retail stores would stop advertising Christmas sales as far back as August and keep it to after Thanksgiving.
Posted November 30, 2015
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BenKii: I wish retail stores would stop advertising Christmas sales as far back as August and keep it to after Thanksgiving.
Granted. The stores start advertising Christmas sales after Thanksgiving and keep it up until midsummer.

I wish for a vacation.
Post edited November 30, 2015 by clarry
Posted November 30, 2015
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clarry: I wish for a vacation.
Granted, but it's unpaid and eternal.

I wish all console exclusive games would be ported to PC.
Post edited November 30, 2015 by Naszrador
Posted November 30, 2015
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BillyMaysFan59: Since the Advent season is officially under way, I thought I'd start spreading some corrupted Christmas cheer!

This thread works the same as "Corrupt A Wish", except it's more Christmas related - the first poster mentions what they want for Christmas, the next poster grants and corrupts the wish, then starts a new one. For example:

Poster 1: "I want the entire gOg catalog for Christmas."
Poster 2: "Here you go. But it's from a key reseller so it won't work! I want a gOgbear for Christmas."
Poster 3: "Granted! It will cause all your favorite websites to give 404 errors. [insert next wish here]"
And so on

Got it? OK! I'll get this ball rolling.

I want a fruitcake for Christmas!
If you want to give a corrupted gift, why not gift a Gift? :P
Post edited November 30, 2015 by JudasIscariot
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