I have decided that I feel like being silly and run a little game of chess to take a break from an argument in another thread that got more heated than it should have been.

Anyway, this topic is not intended to be serious; if you want to play a game of chess that follows the rules strictly, I suggest making another topic.)

One more thing: I recommend going for silliness rather than trying to "win" the game.

Anyway...

My first move:

I cast Teleport Capture, teleport my King to your Queen's starting position, capturing your Queen, and putting you (and me) in check.

Your move.

I cast board flip attack. All your piece, including your king, have been wiped out.

Your turn. (You have no pieces on the board, so any move that would involve a piece is invalid; however, since your king isn't in check, you haven't lost the game.)

Edit: Since my king was on the same side of the board as your pieces, my king is also gone. (Note that this means there is no longer any way for either player to win.)

(Walks in)

I place a card face down and a BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON CARD!

(Walks out)

I flip the card over. It is a 3/0 blue creature with the text "if, at any time, this card is in the graveyard, put it into the battlefield" as well as "1, T: every player who controls a king loses the game".

Of course, it appears that the card has wandered into the wrong game.