Posted February 28, 2017
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Post edited February 28, 2017 by Kleetus
Kleetus
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Registered: Aug 2013
From United States
Posted March 04, 2017
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Man attacks police station with baseball bat...
Really??? A baseball bat is the best he could do?
Really??? A baseball bat is the best he could do?
Security footage shows the man strolling up to the police station at roughly 10:30 am and striking the lobby windows with a baseball bat.
Several people inside appear startled as the man continues to pound on the glass, making his way towards the entrance.
“He was yelling, ‘I’m coming in, I’m coming in,'” says Officer Rudy Lopez.
As the suspect stood by the door, a police officer reportedly pointed a gun at him, distracting him. That’s when an officer ran up from behind and tackled the suspect in an epic WWE-style takedown.
Watching the footage is funny, glad no one got hurt...Several people inside appear startled as the man continues to pound on the glass, making his way towards the entrance.
“He was yelling, ‘I’m coming in, I’m coming in,'” says Officer Rudy Lopez.
As the suspect stood by the door, a police officer reportedly pointed a gun at him, distracting him. That’s when an officer ran up from behind and tackled the suspect in an epic WWE-style takedown.
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Posted March 04, 2017
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Gator catches huge fish at Trinity golf course
Apparently, this made the news...
Apparently, this made the news...
Golfers watched as the alligator sauntered across a golf cart path and into to a water hazard.
"That's amazing, I've never seen that before," Norma said.
"Wow! What a shot! He's holding onto that fish! Amazing!" the golfer said.
"That's amazing, I've never seen that before," Norma said.
"Wow! What a shot! He's holding onto that fish! Amazing!" the golfer said.
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From United States
Posted March 06, 2017
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Man arrested for having sex with a fence
Reminds me of the man humping a truck in Portland.
Reminds me of the man humping a truck in Portland.
The woman then saw Estala begin to "have sex with the fence," according to the affidavit.
The woman showed police several photos and videos of the incident on her phone, the affidavit said.
When police arrived to the scene, Estala appeared to be intoxicated, officers wrote in the affidavit.
Estala was uncooperative and told police he was inside his apartment, the affidavit reads.
Drunken fence sex...The woman showed police several photos and videos of the incident on her phone, the affidavit said.
When police arrived to the scene, Estala appeared to be intoxicated, officers wrote in the affidavit.
Estala was uncooperative and told police he was inside his apartment, the affidavit reads.
Post edited March 06, 2017 by rtcvb32
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Posted March 15, 2017
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Dallas woman goes out on limb to prevent tree-trimming
Green thumb?
4 out of 5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks
I remember learning how to read a clock in Kindergarten...
Green thumb?
A 67-year-old Dallas woman climbed a pecan tree on her property to protest a utility company's plan to trim the branches.
Jeri Huber climbed the tree Monday to stop an Oncor crew from trimming it.
<snip>
She says the utility company is encroaching on her rights as a property owner, but Oncor counters that it's been trying to resolve the matter for months.
--- Jeri Huber climbed the tree Monday to stop an Oncor crew from trimming it.
<snip>
She says the utility company is encroaching on her rights as a property owner, but Oncor counters that it's been trying to resolve the matter for months.
4 out of 5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks
I remember learning how to read a clock in Kindergarten...
"When I was growing up that was something that we learned. I don't know if that makes me old or not."
"I think the exposure to technology, everyone's so used to seeing digital," Carnes said. "They all have cell phones and tablets so they don't have to look at a clock very often that's analog."
"I think the exposure to technology, everyone's so used to seeing digital," Carnes said. "They all have cell phones and tablets so they don't have to look at a clock very often that's analog."
Kleetus
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From Australia
Posted March 27, 2017
Nacho Bandit sets fire to sports bar while making nachos.
richlind33
bong hits for beelzebub
Registered: Jan 2016
From United States
Posted March 27, 2017
Here's an old fav. News reporter is reporting on a local bird infestation, from under the infested tree, the inevitable happens, to which he replies, "I guess I should have seen that one coming". So what does he do next? You guessed it -- he looks up with his mouth agape.
Epic fail at it's very best.
Epic fail at it's very best.
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Posted March 27, 2017
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Kleetus
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Posted March 27, 2017
LoL, seen that before, that's one of my favourites.
Some people say it's fake but it's funny as hell.
Another of my favourites, reporter vs gecko: And another hilarious one:
Some people say it's fake but it's funny as hell.
Another of my favourites, reporter vs gecko: And another hilarious one:
Post edited March 27, 2017 by Kleetus
richlind33
bong hits for beelzebub
Registered: Jan 2016
From United States
Posted March 27, 2017
Have you seen the one where a guy is caught fapping in a public library and then threatens to call the police because "it's my freedom"? I laughed so hard it hurt!
Kleetus
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Posted March 27, 2017
richlind33
bong hits for beelzebub
Registered: Jan 2016
From United States
Posted March 28, 2017
Here you go, man. ;p
Kleetus
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From Australia
Posted March 28, 2017
Lolz, Freedom.
EDIT: This is hilarious:
EDIT: This is hilarious:
Post edited March 28, 2017 by Kleetus
richlind33
bong hits for beelzebub
Registered: Jan 2016
From United States
Posted March 28, 2017
I'm a little confused, is this some sort of comedy sketch?
Kleetus
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Registered: Sep 2010
From Australia