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I review the character sheet and, finding it somewhat lacking, add a selection of cut-out paper dresses, leaving it for the next user to make sense of.
I turn up uninvited and ignorant of the previous posts. I put on my favourite of the paper dresses and run away, leaving only a trail of fairy dust behind me for the next user
I sprinkle some of that fairy dust on myself, and become invisible.

I leave two portals behind. One of them leads to the Feywild (from D&D's Forgotten Realms setting), the other to the First World (from Pathfinder's Golarion setting).
I run at the space between the portals, arms outstretched. I leave one of my arms in the Feywild, and the other in the First World.
Post edited February 12, 2022 by Wingedxillusion
I take both arms and feed them to my pet Komodo dragons. Thanks for your generosity!

I leave behind a warning sign "Danger! Do not step through those portals!".
I construct a Lego model of all Apeture test chambers from Portal 1 so that Chell's bedroom is in Feywild and GLaDOS' control room is in the First World. I also vandalize Morolf's sign so that it says "Solve for cake".
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(along with a sack of potatoes and personality cores)
Post edited February 13, 2022 by GamezRanker
I freestyle dance to dem sick beatz despite the recent loss of both my arms. I take the personality cores and study them, trying desperately to learn how to converse with another sentient being. Finally, I pick up the sack of potatoes with my dexterous and inexplicably strong toes, before hurling them at a Russian grandma. I leave behind 5 portions of homemade potato and leek soup
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Wingedxillusion: I leave behind 5 portions of homemade potato and leek soup
I take those portions, and duplicate them, doubling them every day for 64 days. I leave all those portions (approx. 9.22 * 10*19, which is a 20 digit number) for the next user.
I was overjoyed to receive such a generous donation of soup to HomelessGOGers, before i realised that portions of soup don’t duplicate like dtgreene’s brain cells. After being divided that many times, evaporation took hold. I leave a 20 digit number of miniscule bowls covered in dried soup residue
Post edited February 13, 2022 by Wingedxillusion
With the number of dried-out soup bowls outnumbering my brain cells by a factor of more than 112 million, I leave it to the population of the Philippines to decide what to do with them.
I ditch the soup bowls and anything else that might be stinking/cluttering up this thread,
and toss the next user a can of air freshener so they can help me air out this here thread a bit
I take the can of air freshener, put it in a bowl of water, and open it up there to see what happens.

I then leave the next user a computer program that segfaults when executed. (On Windows, this program would trigger the "program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated" message.)
I fix the error and then toss the next user a get out of e-jail free card, in case their PCs ever perform an illegal operation
Post edited February 25, 2024 by GamezRanker
I scribble on the card to leave a message: "For a fun time, call your mother."