I leave you my empty wallet for you to fill and pay Tauto's bills. I also leave the receipts in my wallet for you to dispose, only when you have reimbursed me.

* leaves you the space below to post in *

I leave an arm-load of dime-a-dozen romance novels.

*takes a look at the pile of dime-a-dozen romance novels* Hmm, this one's plot seems kinda interesting, but the writing's awful, this other one -gasp, this is a Shades of Grey knockoff, and I've heard bad things about that one!- *throws that one as far away as possible* .... I'll just pick a couple of the more tame ones to read as guilty readings (I guess, not sure if they'll be pleasures or not) and will pass off the rest to someone else.

Therefore I leave the rest of the romance novels (minus the one I threw as far away as possible, as that one fell by accident in a sewage plant dumpster (oops!) and I'm too disgusted to fish it out), and add to what I leave a few game boxes that contain games that activated with a Steam code. Since I redeemed the Steam codes already, the boxes and CDs themselves are quite useless now and only take space. Hopefully someone will find creative uses for them!

P.S. Seriously though, I do wish I could get rid of the Steam game boxes I have in real life in a way other than throwing them in the trash, because I paid money for these (back when I didn't have the foresight to notice if a game would need Steam or not) and I feel it's such a waste to just throw them away.

@Treasure: Some of them boxes have nice cover art, so I keep the art and use the boxes to store game discs and other discs i've lost the boxes for or don't have boxes for.

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Leaves some money I got from the sale of that "sewage plant dumpster" book(which was actually a rare collector's item)to the next person

You're in luck, I leave in each game box a lightly scratched CD of obscure music. There's a slim chance some of it might even go well with the novels!

* leaves a stool that you may sit on while you milk the cow *

I leave the cow's bones.

I am a necro-MOOncer so I leave a newly raised cow.

I leave you a pail of fresh, whole milk for your refreshment.

I drink the milk, thanks!

I leave a plastic bag full of dog excrement for the next user.

I light it on fire and leave it on your porch as it's only customary to outdo the gift you gave me.

I leave before Morolf calls the cops :D

@Ezremclix: But it doesn't go to morolf, it goes to the next poor sap in line(which is me in this case). o.0 ;)

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I leave a strongly worded letter of complaint to the next poster, about the crehp people have left left for me.

* leaves a beautiful stained glass window *