I don't believe in Astrophysics, imo it's all made up and just a recent fad. There isn't millennia of solid knowledge and experience behind it like with astrology. So that Astrophysics book goes straight to the garbage. Don't want to spread false information.

Instead I leave the massive astrology volume "How the stars determine your fate" to the next user.

Has no time to read this hocus pocus and puts it on a shelf to leave it there for years until the next user finds it by breaking-in-and-entering in the library.

[takes the nothing that you left for me and pulls a miniature Universe out of thin air]

I place the Universe inside an invisible force field and affixes it to a necklace of gold chain and I leave it for the next to post.

I fasten the necklace to my cat's collar, out of fear someone else would make a marble out of such a marvel.

To the next user, I leave a light blue pair of pajamas with purple and pink blurry spots.

I immediately tailor and dye black into a modern suit; the last suit I'll ever wear; & leave you my well dressed corpse & my well dressed corpse bride.

With his permission and help, I bury both bodies in my neighbor's yard to feed his garden.

From his curb, I leave the next user 2 of the biggest 4-leaf clovers I've ever seen; 2 inches wide, I'm not kidding.

Takes large 4-leaf clover and plants in the garden to let it grow more and find some decomposing fertilizer beneath my garden.

Leaves a improve 4-leaf clover: 5 inches wide with a strange scent.

*Leaves a comment about the superiority of the metric system*

Metric system much more betterer!

Agrees and corrects statement

Leaves a 12.7 centimeter 4-leaf clover

I keep it for luck!. To the next to come, I leave best wishes.

I accept you best wishes and forge my own golden opportunities and reap the fruits of my own labor.\

v I leave the next poster quesadillas or a case a 'dillas (armadillos) take your pick.

I take the quesadillas, which I decree are infinite and never need to worry about grocery expenses again.

To the next user, I leave every spicy condiment packet I've ever collected in a bag. Be careful to not throw your back out.

Not big enough?

*GR wonders for a bit what the above user will do when they run of space for models* o.0 ;)

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Has enough condiments, so takes the huge wads of cash that the above user somehow tossed in with the condiments & leaves the condiments and bag for the trashman.

For the next user, I leave a nice Trilby(hat, not the thief). :)

Sure pal.....we all know you'd likely have a life sized replica made of legos to pilot around yer yard if ya could. ;D

(Michael be like: "Curses, how did they find out?!? o.0)

It was less an insult and more I didn't want to get sick from likely very old condiments. ;)

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I take the bag and donate it to a soup kitchen.....I then take some crackers given to me by the thankful workers and leave em for the next person(or their parrot, should they be a py-rat).