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I sprinkle all of those one hundred origami cranes with glitter, which causes them to become real cranes, all of them carrying the face of MightyFlotheKing while lifting heavy stuff onto ships because, apparently, they are confused as to what type of crane they are. Understanding that the glitter is a powerful but unpredictable substance, I leave what remains of it for the next guy to explore.
I incorporate the magic glitter and a strong flash-bang into a thief-trap and leave it in a small business targeted by rioters and looters.
That turns out to have been a very bad idea, the glitter turns the rioters caught in the trap into...dinosaurs! They're now rampaging through the entire district and eating any storeowners and other pedestrians they can find.

I skillfully evade the dinosaurs and manage to film a lot of gory footage showing the dinosaurs hunting and eating. But I decide I can't deal with the dinosaur problem right now, since I'm not finished with the arson cult yet, so I leave the dinosaur footage to the next user.
The people-becoming-dinosaur-food footage is the best business idea I've ever seen. I open up a Dino-Burger-King (the allegation was not totally baseless) where I do not sell burgers with dinosaur meat but burgers for dinosaurs.

I leave some flyers for the dinosaurs pointing out these exciting news.

I also leave flyers for the surviving humans, that whoever wants to be part of this business, is welcome to visit us.
Please enter through the delivery entrance. Thanks!
Post edited September 22, 2020 by MightyFloTheKing
**leaves a gift, the last ticket existing ticket which will only be useful to one who is worthy**

(The ticket, of sorts, entitles the bearer, provided that they are worthy, passage away from this world which will very soon end, to one of light and enlightenment to where you will live forever as a being of light in the company of beings who are like you and perfectly compatible in such a place where there is naught but joy and a harmonious life of peace and real love. The catch is that they who host evil within their being will perish when the "ticket" is presented for redemption.)

Do you accept the gift?
I find a strange "ticket" to a better life...what ridiculous mumbo-jumbo. Sounds like something related to that cult, so I quickly shred the "ticket" into tiny pieces.

I also find some flyers for "Dino-Burger-King"...hand them to some annoying tourists and smile at the thought that they might become dinosaur food, if they're stupid enough to go to that restaurant.

Since I can't think of anything better, I leave a used tissue full of snot to the next user.
I recoil in horror at the sight of the used snotty tissue. "I can't believe someone would leave this litter laying around" I say out loud with disgust in my voice. I use my spare flamethrower to incinerate the used tissue and for good measure I set a flame everything in the immediate vicinity, including a few of the nearby tourists. As the tourist screams in agony, I notice a partially burnt flyer for the "Dino-Burger-King". "Oh no you don't" I think to myself, "These dinosaurs need to be rampaging about hunting for their food." I grin wickedly at the thought of the chaos and set off to burn down the "Dino-Burger-King".

I leave behind a magic lamp with a Djinn that grants the owner three wishes. I also leave instructions on how to use the lamp, but leave out the part that says if they wish for anything for themselves, their worst enemy and best friend recieve twice as much.
I wish for A) 1 of each Lego set on my wish-list, B) a cutting-edge gaming PC and C) a Nintendo Switch. Incidentally, I don't care about my worst enemy having these nice things and they would either give them away or throw them in the trash.

I leave 3 ham & cheese sandwiches in perfect condition, the bread is still soft and everything.
Someone burned down my burger place, so I am quite hungry now. I earned that bit of luck.

Actually, I was lucky all along, my business got sued for some "similarity in name" by some strange colonel. After someone reported his disappearance to the authorities, they got suspicious of our used ingredients.
Now the place is gone and with it all evidence. I even was held for questioning when the fire started. Life is great!

I leave a white suit and black rimmed glasses to the next person.
Post edited September 23, 2020 by MightyFloTheKing
I trade the black-rimmed glasses for gold-rimmed ones and start crooning Suspicious Minds, then leave the following message for the next guy: Don't Be Cruel.
"Don't Be Cruel"
Who? Me, Bro?
I can't be that cruel....

I leave a pretty young maiden chained to a rock. There will be a giant emerge from the sea in bright moonlight. The giant will have to eat and the girl seems like a perfect choice.
Ah cool, I really needed a fat chain for my key ring.
I also draw the forever-alone-guy-face on the rock to mock the monster.
I leave a bolt cutter, a pink permanent marker and a pretty young maiden with an extremely bewildered look on her face.
I take the bolt cutter and the pink marker. I ask the pretty maiden "Wanna f*ck?", but she just slaps me in the face and says I'm disgusting and can't compare to the valiant hero who rescued her. Well, her loss.

That evening, I use the bolt cutter to break into the compound of that evil arson cult. I use the pink marker to leave a message for them: "You won't get away with your evil! The magnificent Morolf will see to that!".
I take several bags of files and papers from the cult compound with me, in the hope I'll find incriminating evidence. Unfortunately the task proves to be exhausting and boring, so I decide to leave the papers to the next user. I also leave another used tissue with snot, and a half-eaten Mars chocolate bar.
Post edited September 25, 2020 by morolf
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I throw all the trash and stuff people have been tossing about in a collective heap to the next persons in line into the trash, and start anew by leaving a free game code for the game Summoner(on Gog) to the next person who posts. :)

(It is an actual code, btw.....the next person can keep it, take it for a friend on Gog, or pass it to the next person in line)

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MichaelD.965: As protest to how completely worthless they are, I upload a video of the Oscar melting to YouTube and get millions of views within a month. I sell the gold and combined with my sudden fame, I start a Lego-themed channel and make huge mini-figure scale replicas of all my favorite game and movie locations.
Funnily enough, those statues are not solid gold, and maybe not even gold plated either.
I leave a torch to the next person to pass on. This threat must go on, yeahyeah...