Posted September 19, 2020
morolf: The urine-soaked pants are disgusting, I pick them up with a tree branch and throw them in the neighbours' garden. "The dignity of a mighty king" is much better though, I sell it on ebay.
I recently found a note from a certain "Dr. Xenija", asking for help: "Help, I'm being kept captive by this weird cult! They're responsible for all the recent fires, because they worship the fire god and want to burn everything down. They've also said that they're going to burn me alive as a sacrifice in a wicker man. Please notify police, I think I'm in a warehouse near the harbour."
What a distasteful joke. I leave the note to the next user.
I burn the note, because I'm the cult leader. I leave behind a flamethrower and a unicorn sticker pack.I recently found a note from a certain "Dr. Xenija", asking for help: "Help, I'm being kept captive by this weird cult! They're responsible for all the recent fires, because they worship the fire god and want to burn everything down. They've also said that they're going to burn me alive as a sacrifice in a wicker man. Please notify police, I think I'm in a warehouse near the harbour."
What a distasteful joke. I leave the note to the next user.