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Posted December 19, 2014
I'd use it to cook the perfect steak by going back and forth adjusting the heat and cooking time.
Posted December 19, 2014
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justanoldgamer: I'd use it to cook the perfect steak by going back and forth adjusting the heat and cooking time.
OT, I like my steak bloody as hell, so screw cooking it period! :D
Posted December 19, 2014
Lame uses for a time machine?
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Going back in time!
YES, that's very stupid!*

Every minimal interaction with the world will just mess up your present and probably cause disruptive paradoxes!! (=you die)

The only good use for it is to go to the future, write the next lottery numbers and then go immediately back to score, as BTTF teaches :P

*ok, unless you or the world are in danger (ex: Skynet, Zombies, Aliens, etc)
Post edited December 19, 2014 by phaolo
Posted December 19, 2014
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phaolo: Lame uses for a time machine?
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Going back in time!
YES, that's very stupid!

Every minimal interaction with the world will just mess up your present and probably cause disruptive paradoxes!! (=you die)

The only good use for it is to go to the future, write the next lottery numbers and then go immediately back to score, as BTTF teaches :P
There is no paradox in the multiverse.
Posted December 19, 2014
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justanoldgamer: There is no paradox in the multiverse.
Sorry, I don't believe in multiple universes\dimensions.
Well.. neither in time travel though lol.
Post edited December 19, 2014 by phaolo
Posted December 19, 2014
Sending referees back in time would prevent a lot of crap, so it's not that lame in fact.
Posted December 19, 2014
I'd go back in time to prevent myself from writing this comment.
Posted December 19, 2014
Put cold pizza in microwave to reheat.
Time travel so I don't need to wait.
Post edited December 19, 2014 by wy4786
Posted December 19, 2014
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jadeblackhawk: Never watched Jurassic Park?
Anyway, now it's breakfast. Need t-rex eggs for omelette...
Did they catch it? I thought they grew it free range like chickens. I'd have to go back to 1993 and double-check like djdarko suggested.
Posted December 19, 2014
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NowaAnglia: they never made a t-rex trap. Closest thing was introducing a parasite into the T-Rex's brain. But even the parasite ran free.

may have to settle for actual chicken. use time machine to elude capture. (stolen chicken obvs)
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jadeblackhawk: Never watched Jurassic Park?
Anyway, now it's breakfast. Need t-rex eggs for omelette...
Will a pterodactyl egg do?
Posted December 19, 2014
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jadeblackhawk: Never watched Jurassic Park?
Anyway, now it's breakfast. Need t-rex eggs for omelette...
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tinyE: Will a pterodactyl egg do?
Eye roll at 5:58 tells you everything.
Posted December 19, 2014
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justanoldgamer: There is no paradox in the multiverse.
Theoretically in a multiverse there's at least one universe where thare are only paradoxes!

I would go back in time, sabotage my ability to travel in time then watch my alter-ego go about "my" life and see what "I" would do with the time from a 3rd person perspective on "myself". Not necessarily lame, could be rather useful to know what could happen.

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phaolo: Sorry, I don't believe in multiple universes\dimensions.
Well.. neither in time travel though lol.
Uhm, you do realize that modern physics have proven we have at least 3 dimensions, 4 if you count time as one? Or did you mean like dimensional doors or something science fiction or perhaps string theory where there are supposed to be 10 or 11 dimensions(Inever really understood the last one but I think the last is the universe/multiverse or something like that).
Posted December 19, 2014
trying to hit a TARDIS in flight ...
Posted December 19, 2014
I would go back in time to 2007 and tell past-me about GOG before it even launched and also give him a list of all games that got removed without an announcement over the years so he won't miss any of them.
Posted December 19, 2014
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phaolo: Sorry, I don't believe in multiple universes\dimensions.
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Nirth: Uhm, you do realize that modern physics have proven we have at least 3 dimensions, 4 if you count time as one?[..]
Lol, I obviously wasn't referring to those XD
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