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Posted December 19, 2014
The following is morbid and pointless:

Go back in time to film the sinking of the Titanic.
Posted December 19, 2014
Going back in time to purchase Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures on GOG! :-)
Posted December 19, 2014
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I'd go back 5 hours and post "A coffee table."
Posted December 19, 2014
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tinyE: Someone please explain to HereForTheBeer the difference between a time machine and a teleporter. :P

Of course the crew of the Enterprise have both time traveled and teleported, so maybe we should ask one of them to explain it.
Uh... yeah. Oops. But I just KNOW something would go horribly wrong and I'd end up with a thumb growing in place of my left ear. I'm still not getting inside that thing. I mean, hell, the software is running on Vista!
Posted December 19, 2014
I'd go back an hour and post my uses.
Posted December 19, 2014
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HereForTheBeer: I mean, hell, the software is running on Vista!
I've read that as 'I mean hell's software is running on Vista!' and I laughed so much - it makes much sense though and explains a lot! :-D
Post edited December 19, 2014 by zeffyr
Posted December 19, 2014
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zeffyr: I've read that as 'I mean hell's software is running on Vista!' and I laughed so much - it makes much sense though and explains a lot! :-D
Are you kidding? Vista is what those prissy angels in Heaven use. Hell uses Slackware Linux and you have to compile your own OS and are limited to command line only.
Posted December 19, 2014
If you'd start scratching the spot right before the itch comes up, would the itch even come up? Let's build a time machine and find out.
Posted December 19, 2014
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Bavarian: If you'd start scratching the spot right before the itch comes up, would the itch even come up? Let's build a time machine and find out.
My Mind = Blown
Posted December 19, 2014
If I had a time machine I'd:

Ask Jesus what he would do.

Tell a younger version of myself that time travel is not possible.

Make a Tyrannosaur egg omlete.

Leave eveidence of myself at the scene of a crime commited before I was actually born.

Go to the earliest traces of our budding civilization and find out if the "oldest profession" really is what we think. And if not then I'll go back and ensure that it is.
Posted December 19, 2014
I just didn't pay attention to a conversation on TV, let's use the time machine to go back a minute, I'll get it the second time.
Posted December 19, 2014
I'd run some tests to see if fast forwarding through the DMV would leave my license expired or if it somehow got renewed during the gap.
Posted December 19, 2014
I would wait in the long line to buy a time machine, then go back in time before the line started so I could be the first in line to buy a time machine. Then, I'd buy a time machine...
Posted December 19, 2014
This is the greatest thread ever.

Each post is more ingenious than the one before it. XD
Posted December 19, 2014
I'd go back in time, grab a t-rex, and set it loose in congress.

And then I'd go back and buy all those Sally Hansen Nail Prisms I passed up early 2000s... cause I'm a girl lol

Honestly... It's hard for my devious mind to come up with lame things to do with a time machine
Post edited December 19, 2014 by jadeblackhawk
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