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Posted March 01, 2015
-A footrest.
-A table.
-A boat anchor.
Posted March 09, 2015
- to store extra laundry baskets
- as a carpeted cat condominium
- as a hamster habitat
- to move goldfish to an aquarium in the future so your future self can feed them 'one more time' (before taking them back)
Posted March 10, 2015
Skipping forward to the end of an Insomnia sale, in order to check the lists of deals in the forums, then go back in time to buy the games you're interested in and sleep for the rest of the week. :P
Posted March 10, 2015
Time travel being used as a form of DRM somehow. Don't ask me how, but I'm sure they'd figure out a way to do it.
Posted March 11, 2015
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skeletonbow: Time travel being used as a form of DRM somehow. Don't ask me how, but I'm sure they'd figure out a way to do it.
Well, maybe you could go back in time to change EULAs and TOS, destroy all evidence of the old versions, than return to the present and tell your customers that this is what they had agreed to back then?
Posted March 11, 2015
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skeletonbow: Time travel being used as a form of DRM somehow. Don't ask me how, but I'm sure they'd figure out a way to do it.
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Leroux: Well, maybe you could go back in time to change EULAs and TOS, destroy all evidence of the old versions, than return to the present and tell your customers that this is what they had agreed to back then?
Hrm... for some reason that brings visions of that South Park episode "Human CentIPAD" to mind. :)
Posted March 11, 2015
If you were to go to the bank and there was a robbery that developed in a hostage situation, afterward, if you survive, you could use a time machine to warn yourself to go another day.
Posted March 11, 2015
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justanoldgamer: If you were to go to the bank and there was a robbery that developed in a hostage situation, afterward, if you survive, you could use a time machine to warn yourself to go another day.
or you could use a time machine to rob the robbers after they get away because you could plan out where they will be :) Oh wait, that's not lame though, that's actually the opposite. :)
Posted March 11, 2015
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Leroux: Well, maybe you could go back in time to change EULAs and TOS, destroy all evidence of the old versions, than return to the present and tell your customers that this is what they had agreed to back then?
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skeletonbow: Hrm... for some reason that brings visions of that South Park episode "Human CentIPAD" to mind. :)
Yeah, it would be a pretty pointless use of a time machine, as hardly anyone bothers to read EULAs and TOS anyway. :D
Posted March 11, 2015
Go back and replace two front teeth of George washington's dentures with chicklets.

Pants self.

Convince Roosevelt the proverb goes, "speak softly and carry a big dick".
Post edited March 11, 2015 by Crewdroog
Posted March 11, 2015
Put all Justin Bieber's songs in an MP3 player and then travel to 1957 and install it in Sputnik 1 without anyone noticing.
Posted March 11, 2015
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justanoldgamer: Put all Justin Bieber's songs in an MP3 player and then travel to 1957 and install it in Sputnik 1 without anyone noticing.
lol

on that note, I will replace Laika with a teddy ruxpin for 2.
Posted March 11, 2015
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justanoldgamer: Put all Justin Bieber's songs in an MP3 player and then travel to 1957 and install it in Sputnik 1 without anyone noticing.
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Crewdroog: lol

on that note, I will replace Laika with a teddy ruxpin for 2.
I was thinking of posting something similar but only with a stuffed dog, but I didn't because saving a dog from dying all alone in space is not lame, it's cool. Using Teddy Ruxpin is much cooler.
Posted March 11, 2015
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justanoldgamer: Put all Justin Bieber's songs in an MP3 player and then travel to 1957 and install it in Sputnik 1 without anyone noticing.
Good idea. And what happens if it malfunctions and blows up; all of that shit will come floating back down to Earth. It will be a nuclear winter only way worse!
Posted March 11, 2015
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Crewdroog: Pants self.
I read this as 'Pants elf'. Related to the Underwear Gnomes, perhaps?
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