Funkatron9k: Whew I had no idea how ruthless y'all were on the GoG forums
I'm just a simple man looking for a secret fix, all over the interwebz
But I did fix it
And it wasn't "Nglide" or "dgvoodoo 2"
It was downloading "Windows ADK" > Installing the "Application Compatibility Tools" option > Open "Compatibility Administrator" program > Under "Applications" select "KISS Psycho Circus: The Nightmare Child" > right click one of the "client.exe" > click "Disable Entry"
There's 1 more fix in the universe for anyone else looking to play this 20 year old masterpiece but still can't get it to work
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edit: Shout out to user "Brazzjazz" who showed me this fix after I messaged them, much love <3
As someone who's been using an actual Windows 98 To play this game since 2016/17ish and been wanting to revisit this on Windows 10, you are a hero. Seriously been trying to get this to work for year after year after year with absolutely 0 luck. THANK YOU so much for this fix!!!! If the day comes I ever make a youtube review for this game like I've been wanting to, I will absolutely be giving this method and crediting you.