Dearest Secret Santa,
Thank you so much for the amazingly-huge-and-humongous-and-magnanimous-and-generous-that-there-are-not-nearly-enough-hyphens-in-the-worl d-to-do-it-justice gift. I don't know what I did to deserve such a profusely-hyphenated gift. I don't believe I have been nice enough this year to warrant it, nor any year for that matter. Perhaps you got your nice and naughty lists mixed up. If you later realise that it was actually intended for a nicer kid, I shall understand. Except that --- oops --- my dog has accidentally tripped over my cat and landed on my foot, making my knee bump into my elbow and causing my index finger to inadvertently click my mouse just as its cursor was hovering over the redeem button. So, entirely through no fault of mine, no backsies!
Thanks to your overflowingly-hyphenated gift, the next game I play will be one that I didn't expect to be able to play anytime soon. So thank you, thank you, thank you!
Happy holidays and may 2017 be a year of many hyphens to you and your dear ones..
mrk-gn-ao
P.S. I don't have a dog or a cat. I was speaklying metaphorically.
P.S.S. I do have a mouse. Honest!
Post edited December 26, 2016 by mrkgnao