Part 49.4
Today: 29 Oct 2016 – always a day ahead of rtcvb32
First blargh: Syrian reefugeeees have stolen letter e from both Amrica and Urop, Donald to demand reparations, secret compound made of natural hydrogen and oxygen found to relieve thirst, Donald: Julian Assange is “loser holding back the real real good stuff about those Clinton emails”, Alex Jones is pregnant/ husband Charlie Thompson confirms, sources reveal Clinton totally lost secret WW3 last year, Putin: “We didn’t hack anything. The internet is virgin soil for all of us”, paragraph found in bible says that Donald can’t lose election by decree of our Lord God, your wife secretly digs Syrian men, it’s true and you have to do something about it, Donald repeats plans to extort protecti… I mean to ask a reasonable amount of money from Urop allies for fixing the problems Urop likely wouldn’t have without the Amrican wars for oil, Donald promises: “We will have the best healthcare in Amrica that only a whole lot of money can buy. A ridiculous amount of money, I tell you, it’ll be that good”, Syrian reefugeeee kids in strange terrifying garb will ring your doorbell on Monday and beg for candy chanting pagan songs, threaten violence, it’s their foreign religion and somesuch, there’s nothing like that in our great Amrican culture, absurd SJWs claim reefugeeees don’t have enough e letters yet, Amrican splling bs thratnd, Clinton will start WW4, we haven’t told you that already right, Obama’s FBI won’t continue Clinton email investigations.
Second blargh: Amrica’s FBI will continue Clinton email investigations, “wage gap” myth destroyed: it’s just because lazy women get preggo and then skip work and it’s not as if Amrica needed all those damn kids, let’s not give a flying shit about children starting from the very moment they leave the womb all right, but until then, OMFG fetuses are the best fucking thing in all of Amrica, Clinton will REALLY start WW4 all sources agree, Jatravartids from Viltvodle VI would also vote for Donald if they were Amrican citizens, Disney refutes claim that Uropen Drumpf family had changed name from original “Duck” to “Drumpf”, your 42yo Amrican daughter will lose her virginity to two well endowed Syrian reefugeeees tonight, better lock her up and smear Alex™ Jones™ instant reefugeeee repellant gel (IRRG™) on all door handles and female repro parts (buy now in our shop, 12 oz. $350.00 +tax +p&p or two years in a FEMA reeducation camp), paragraph in Amrican Constitution found stating that Donald must be president, Donald: “I will work with our allies in Urop, I don’t know where they are, they showed me a map, still don’t know, it’s not that insane Merkel for sure”, Clinton will REALLY REALLY start WW4, believe me already, Syrian reefugeeees have dug up your great-grandmother “just to snuggle”.
Third blargh: Alex Jones found Bill Clinton’s illegitimate black son, true story, Clinton will REALLY REALLY REALLY start WW4, for fuck’s sake why don’t you get that in your head, I’ve said it so many times now, secret google search algorithms heavily biased against pro-Donald articles, crazy German chancellor Merkel wants google search algorithm transparency, “Amrican government must abide by German law on German soil”, endangers Amrican right to world surveillance, free speech endangered by crazy SJWs who vow to speak up when they hear racist and sexist comments, Donald: “I never asked about nuclear missiles. Don’t know what they are. Just don’t know. What are they? …REALLY? Say… can we use them? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not?”, politics are rigged, the media is rigged, the internet is rigged, the science is rigged, all the independent polls are rigged, the election is rigged, the GOG forum is rigged, the voters are all rigged, Amrica is rigged, Urop is rigged, common sense is rigged and I Alex Jones alone am sane enough to scream into a microphone for hours a day until the world ends which is soon because FYI, in case you didn’t know, Clinton will start WW4.
