Posted October 25, 2016
low rated
Good night everyone, see you all tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you all, tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you all, tomorrow.
Kleetus
For Internal Use Only
Registered: Sep 2010
From Australia
Vainamoinen
🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
Registered: May 2010
From Germany
Posted October 25, 2016
The first part is sadly true, that was last year. And the culprit claimed it was a "sexual emergency" indeed. However, (1) the ridiculous idea that this was the reason they will now have to repeat the trial and (2) the insinuation that the repetition would be in any way to the advantage of the defendant – who will remain incarcerated until the new trial begins in 2017 – is indefensible nazi garbage and I would indeed demand you stop spreading this without any fact-checking, because you are becoming complicit in nazi propaganda, however Emob78 sheds his verbal tears about your infringed freeze peach rights.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true – if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.
Let's hope Jack finally gets lucky.
_ChaosFox_
Zero fox given.
Registered: Nov 2008
From Germany
Posted October 25, 2016
Wer eine Bratwurst brät, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerät zersägt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät zerlegt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät aufhebt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät begräbt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät.
Wer sein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät verlegt, hat einen Knall.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerät zersägt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät zerlegt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät aufhebt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät.
Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät begräbt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät.
Wer sein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät verlegt, hat einen Knall.
Post edited October 25, 2016 by jamyskis
rtcvb32
echo e.lolfiu_fefiipieue|tr valueof_pi [0-9]
Registered: Aug 2013
From United States
Posted October 25, 2016
low rated
To note in the morning I probably open 40 something articles and queue them up to read, then get busy for 8-10 hours before finally getting a chance to read the articles. That article was one of them I hadn't yet read, just so much to try and keep up with.
Pangaea666
AC/DC Rocks!
Registered: Sep 2011
From Other
Shadowstalker16
Jaded optimist
Registered: Apr 2014
From India
Posted October 25, 2016
low rated
Bumping for the love.
Kleetus
For Internal Use Only
Registered: Sep 2010
From Australia
Vainamoinen
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Registered: May 2010
From Germany
Posted October 25, 2016
Nope, sorry, that in his avatar isn't a "Berliner" (which is a bit like a doughnut but without the hole, filled with jam and covered with powdered sugar), it's actually "Leberkäs" (i.e. finely ground pork, bacon, onions and corned beef, baked as a loaf just like you would bake bread), here portrayed in a wheat flour roll as a serving suggestion. I assume you would resemble neither, just like JFK did.
God, the fun we had with that quote.
God, the fun we had with that quote.
rtcvb32
echo e.lolfiu_fefiipieue|tr valueof_pi [0-9]
Registered: Aug 2013
From United States
Posted October 26, 2016
low rated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgxH2KG4ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS86Zi9wy1w
Kleetus
For Internal Use Only
Registered: Sep 2010
From Australia
Posted October 26, 2016
low rated
Elvis is Dead
Find me in STEAM OT
Registered: Dec 2012
From Other
Posted October 26, 2016
PALINDROMES!
1. Naomi, sex at noon taxes. I moan.
2. Never odd or even.
3. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
4. Madam, I'm Adam.
5. Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
6. Sit on Otis.
7. Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!
8. Too Hot to Hoot
9. Was it a bat I saw?
10. Some men interpret nine memos.
11. Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.
12. Lee had a heel.
13. I saw desserts; I'd no lemons; alas, no melon. Distressed was I.
14. I was now won, saw I
15. God met I, NIN item dog
16. Bob
17. Saippuakauppias
18. Mom
19. Dad
20. Hannah
21. Otto
22. So many dynamos
23. Enid and Edna dine
24. "Reviled did I live," said I, as evil I did deliver
25. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
26. 10/02/2001
27. Pam loots a stool map
28. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
29. Abba
30. 10/11/01
31. Radar
32. Kayak
33. Nurses run
34. Rotator
35. Live was i ere i saw evil
36. Yo banana boy
37. "Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton.
38. Now do I repay a period won.
39. Selim's tired; no wonder, it's Miles.
40. He was as a saw, eh?
41. Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
42. "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
43. 10/22/01
44. Able was I, ere, I saw Elba
45. Level
46. Toot
47. Did
48. Redivider
49. Word row
50. Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.
51. Wo, Nemo, toss a lasso to me now!
52. Ten animals slam in a net
53. Go dog
54. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
55. Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.
56. Tons forever of snot!
57. Natasha lived as a devil. Ah, Satan!
58. Devil lived
59. To rococo rot
60. Rise to vote, sir
61. Redder
62. Stats
63. Aibohphobia (tongue-in-cheek word for fear of palindromes)
64. Noon
65. Boob
66. Wow
67. Ni talar bra latin! (Swedish for: you speak good latin)
68. Dr. Awkward
69. Oh poop ho!
70. Neil, an alien
71. Racecar
72. Was it a cat I saw?
73. Do geese see God?
74. Emily's Sassy Lime
75. 2/02/02
76. Kayak
77. T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: 'Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet'.
78. Rats live on no evil star
79. Oh no! Don Ho!
80. Smart trams
81. SPAM maps
82. Name no one man
83. Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
84. Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap
85. Level? No, I tan, I'm at no contamination level
86. Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.
87. We repaid a no name Pacific ape man on a diaper, ew!
88. Yo, boy! Trap gnus, nude. 'Kangaroo Rag' naked unsung party, O boy!
89. Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!
90. Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
91. Degas, are we not drawn onward, we freer few, drawn onward to new eras aged?
92. Garret, I ogle. Enemy democrats party; trap star comedy men, eel goiter rag.
93. Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil
94. Evil olive.
95. Tar rat
96. Star rats
97. Yo bro, free beer for boy
98. I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori
99. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic
100. 20:02 20/02 2002
101. Was it a car or a cat I saw?
102. Liam and Edna mail.
103. 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321
104. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
105. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
106. I'm a lasagna ham, ma hang a salami.
107. Noise: Lenin is an asinine lesion.
108. Sinatra tall a Tartan is.
109. Ma's made la cheese, eh Cal, Edam, Sam?
110. Animals are all in a vanilla era's lamina.
111. Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
112. A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
113. A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda
114. A dog, a panic in a pagoda
115. Tara Lee has a lad; alas, a heel, a rat.
116. Dana did an ad.
117. A hero, glad Al Gore. Ha!
118. Keep eels asleep. Eek!
119. A toyota.
120. A toyota's a toyota.
121. A Toyota Mom, a Toyota!
122. Star comedy by democrats.
123. Golf? No, sir. Prefer prison flog.
124. Step on no pets.
125. Dennis and Edna sinned.
126. A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal - Panama.
127. No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
128. God, a red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.
129. Live on time, emit no evil.
130. Dogma: I am God
131. Toronto, I riot! No rot! (Inspired by garbage strike in Toronto).
132. Llama mall.
133. Rot in a jar of pot no dumb mud on top for a janitor.
134. Now sir, a war is never even sir, a war is won.
135. No lemon, no melon
136. Flee to me, remote elf.
137. As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.
138. Did Bob poop? Bob did!
139. Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
140. Bird rib
141. Drowsy sword
142. Pullup
143. Civic
144. Senile felines.
145. Step on no pets.
146. Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
147. Poor Dan is in a droop.
148. No it is open on one position.
149. Lonely Tylenol.
150. I saw rail rats live on radar. No evil-star liar was I.
151. A Dan, a clan, a canal, Canada.
152. Yo basil is a boy.
153. Murder for a jar of red rum.
154. Race fast, safe car.
155. Too bat I hit a boot.
156. Warsaw was raw.
157. A santa at NASA.
158. I prefer PI.
159. Put Eliot's toilet up.
160. Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
161. A man, apt as I am, guesses Seugma is at Panama
162. No, sir, away; a papaya war is on!
163. Aloha! Hola!
164. Lisa Bonet ate no basil
165. Not a banana baton
166. UFO tofu
167. Egad! No bondage!
168. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
169. Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut
170. A nut for a jar of tuna
171. Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil
172. Top spot
173. Lion oil
174. Party trap
175. Look ma, I won a Toyota. Now I am kool.
176. One pal, a jalapeno.
177. Drab Della, cosmic in ecstasy, sat scenic. I'm so-called bard.
178. Liam delivers Bobs reviled mail.
1. Naomi, sex at noon taxes. I moan.
2. Never odd or even.
3. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
4. Madam, I'm Adam.
5. Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
6. Sit on Otis.
7. Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!
8. Too Hot to Hoot
9. Was it a bat I saw?
10. Some men interpret nine memos.
11. Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.
12. Lee had a heel.
13. I saw desserts; I'd no lemons; alas, no melon. Distressed was I.
14. I was now won, saw I
15. God met I, NIN item dog
16. Bob
17. Saippuakauppias
18. Mom
19. Dad
20. Hannah
21. Otto
22. So many dynamos
23. Enid and Edna dine
24. "Reviled did I live," said I, as evil I did deliver
25. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
26. 10/02/2001
27. Pam loots a stool map
28. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
29. Abba
30. 10/11/01
31. Radar
32. Kayak
33. Nurses run
34. Rotator
35. Live was i ere i saw evil
36. Yo banana boy
37. "Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton.
38. Now do I repay a period won.
39. Selim's tired; no wonder, it's Miles.
40. He was as a saw, eh?
41. Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
42. "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
43. 10/22/01
44. Able was I, ere, I saw Elba
45. Level
46. Toot
47. Did
48. Redivider
49. Word row
50. Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.
51. Wo, Nemo, toss a lasso to me now!
52. Ten animals slam in a net
53. Go dog
54. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
55. Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.
56. Tons forever of snot!
57. Natasha lived as a devil. Ah, Satan!
58. Devil lived
59. To rococo rot
60. Rise to vote, sir
61. Redder
62. Stats
63. Aibohphobia (tongue-in-cheek word for fear of palindromes)
64. Noon
65. Boob
66. Wow
67. Ni talar bra latin! (Swedish for: you speak good latin)
68. Dr. Awkward
69. Oh poop ho!
70. Neil, an alien
71. Racecar
72. Was it a cat I saw?
73. Do geese see God?
74. Emily's Sassy Lime
75. 2/02/02
76. Kayak
77. T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: 'Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet'.
78. Rats live on no evil star
79. Oh no! Don Ho!
80. Smart trams
81. SPAM maps
82. Name no one man
83. Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
84. Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap
85. Level? No, I tan, I'm at no contamination level
86. Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.
87. We repaid a no name Pacific ape man on a diaper, ew!
88. Yo, boy! Trap gnus, nude. 'Kangaroo Rag' naked unsung party, O boy!
89. Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!
90. Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
91. Degas, are we not drawn onward, we freer few, drawn onward to new eras aged?
92. Garret, I ogle. Enemy democrats party; trap star comedy men, eel goiter rag.
93. Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil
94. Evil olive.
95. Tar rat
96. Star rats
97. Yo bro, free beer for boy
98. I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori
99. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic
100. 20:02 20/02 2002
101. Was it a car or a cat I saw?
102. Liam and Edna mail.
103. 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321
104. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
105. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
106. I'm a lasagna ham, ma hang a salami.
107. Noise: Lenin is an asinine lesion.
108. Sinatra tall a Tartan is.
109. Ma's made la cheese, eh Cal, Edam, Sam?
110. Animals are all in a vanilla era's lamina.
111. Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
112. A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
113. A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda
114. A dog, a panic in a pagoda
115. Tara Lee has a lad; alas, a heel, a rat.
116. Dana did an ad.
117. A hero, glad Al Gore. Ha!
118. Keep eels asleep. Eek!
119. A toyota.
120. A toyota's a toyota.
121. A Toyota Mom, a Toyota!
122. Star comedy by democrats.
123. Golf? No, sir. Prefer prison flog.
124. Step on no pets.
125. Dennis and Edna sinned.
126. A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal - Panama.
127. No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
128. God, a red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.
129. Live on time, emit no evil.
130. Dogma: I am God
131. Toronto, I riot! No rot! (Inspired by garbage strike in Toronto).
132. Llama mall.
133. Rot in a jar of pot no dumb mud on top for a janitor.
134. Now sir, a war is never even sir, a war is won.
135. No lemon, no melon
136. Flee to me, remote elf.
137. As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.
138. Did Bob poop? Bob did!
139. Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
140. Bird rib
141. Drowsy sword
142. Pullup
143. Civic
144. Senile felines.
145. Step on no pets.
146. Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
147. Poor Dan is in a droop.
148. No it is open on one position.
149. Lonely Tylenol.
150. I saw rail rats live on radar. No evil-star liar was I.
151. A Dan, a clan, a canal, Canada.
152. Yo basil is a boy.
153. Murder for a jar of red rum.
154. Race fast, safe car.
155. Too bat I hit a boot.
156. Warsaw was raw.
157. A santa at NASA.
158. I prefer PI.
159. Put Eliot's toilet up.
160. Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
161. A man, apt as I am, guesses Seugma is at Panama
162. No, sir, away; a papaya war is on!
163. Aloha! Hola!
164. Lisa Bonet ate no basil
165. Not a banana baton
166. UFO tofu
167. Egad! No bondage!
168. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
169. Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut
170. A nut for a jar of tuna
171. Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil
172. Top spot
173. Lion oil
174. Party trap
175. Look ma, I won a Toyota. Now I am kool.
176. One pal, a jalapeno.
177. Drab Della, cosmic in ecstasy, sat scenic. I'm so-called bard.
178. Liam delivers Bobs reviled mail.
_ChaosFox_
Zero fox given.
Registered: Nov 2008
From Germany
Posted October 26, 2016
I have nothing funny to post so I'll just leave this video of Ben Affleck here.
Kleetus
For Internal Use Only
Registered: Sep 2010
From Australia
zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted October 26, 2016
That's a new low.
Elvis is Dead
Find me in STEAM OT
Registered: Dec 2012
From Other
Posted October 26, 2016
The mother fucker makes a thread about politics and doesn't vote and this shocks you? XD