Of course they have to cream british rats, otherwise they'd taste like british food. Other rats are just fine. Especially wild sewer rats, don't even have to season them as in fact it just ruins their unique flavour.

I honestly don't know why I'm arguing with a barbarian who's never had rat-on-a-stick.

To even imply skewering a rat is barbaric in itself, you ignorant fool! Rats should be lightly sautéed then thinly sliced.

Too busy watching Xhamster. >.<

I'm speechless

No, you just don't understand haute cuisine.

That... Is nasty.

Ah dangit.

Are you in rodent porn? O_o

You're the one that's holding a mouse on one hand when looking for porn...

Lol.
Why, do you prefer "touch" while you touch yourself, instead? XD

Only if it supports three finger gestures.

Hahah

So, I just scrolled through and the OP never returned after saying he was diving in.....Wonder what happened to him? Hopefully a virus didn't take over his PC, become self aware and murder his whole family....Only other logical conclusion is that he's still stuck in a black hole of lactating taboo tranny squirters. Oh man, he probably traveled back in time to one of those black and white silent films with pube bushes the size of pumpkins. Please tell me it's not anything with the word distended in it. He'll never un-see that shit. Maybe we should send a search team? Can anyone write a program for that?

He was on the news a while ago.