Damn you, It's 4am here and I laughed out loud! Neighbors are not gonna like me tomorrow :D

I love the way you posted it in ALL CAPS, bold, laconically and straightforwardly... Makes it sound very enthusiastic ^^.

:-D

Yeah, but no one will be allowed to ask, what the solution was for :D




Anyway, on topic - unless he clicks some weird ad or lets something install onto the computer, there shouldn't really be a chance of infection, right? :) Viruses don't jump into computers on their own

Thats correct. Unless he opens the door, the boogeyman(Virus) can't get in

And my computer is the proof. After a year of not using any antivirus (just common sense about what I'm clicking on), my computer was still clean :)

My dell crashed when I was trying to get a mod for BG1 XD So I'm on my fiances computer

I use xHamster. Been getting a pop-up lately, but as far as I can tell the sites been safe.... for now. You gotta watch the ads though. Or xHamster does. But it seems they take trouble to keep their site clean. Just know that they might want to keep it clean but some dork might hack em.

You can also view freebies at sites like Sapphic Erotica and MetArt etc. METs a good one for free content. Google metart profiles. That'll get you to Met sponsored user created albums. FemJoy is good for a few peeks at gorgeous beauties in the buff. Theres more..

I PC account absent the admin privileges just for the surfing of pron and the reading of news.

If you're looking for pr0n, do it the old fashion way: buy a magazine.

People still use those? 0.o

No.

Nothing gets me off to a good start better than a naked lady in my bed. No porn required.

S'cuse the French, but holy shit!

You mean Sacre Bleu?!?

LOL no. In Australia, when ever we're gonna swear but want to be funnily polite, we say, "s'cuse the French"