Treasure: Sorry for not putting the :P smiley at the end of the "half-virginity" part of my answer then (I thought to do so for a bit while writing it, but then thought that if I did so, the whole post might be taken too lightly).
As for the hypothetical sex situation, I haven't had anything like that happen to me, but I can still imagine the situation of course so I get your point, irrelevant of not having experienced anything of the sort myself. So yeah, this year's sale hasn't charmed me/drawn me in as the last one did. Guess my wallet's saved though so it's not too bad...
So tl;dr Just to be clear, a better expression would be that I've abstained from close contact (of any nature) with this current sale.
Not sure why, but I just have to say--reading your carefully and thoroughly articulated response made me smile.
Also, I'll join the burgeoning list of Gog-folk who seem to be completely agreeing with your opinion in the previous two posts to this one...
<sigh.>
In fact, I wasn't quite sure why I was feeling so nonchalant about this Insomnia, (even though I was initially excited from anticipating it before I actually saw the lists/prices/quantities!) But after reading your posts, I think you definitely hit the nail on the head. ;)